THE ADVENTURES OF... UNDERCOVER CAVE TROLL!

Misty and I have such interesting conversations

Miss Julie 1888: and since i somehow seemed to get on pointless topics, here's my semi-strange experience of the day... i was in victoria's secret (if you read my latest post i touched on this topic) and the girl in front of me, the one with the huge boobs, she spent $300 on underwear... how can that be possible to do??
Miss Julie 1888: i can *only* spend that much money on jewelry and travel
SamBluestone3383: Umm... were they made from mithril?
Miss Julie 1888: it was unbelievable
Miss Julie 1888: i walked out of there $20 poorer, and that was it
SamBluestone3383: Y'know, just in case the guy she's seducing turns out to be a cave troll?
Miss Julie 1888: hahaha
SamBluestone3383: GIRL: Henry, you lied to me! HENRY: RRRARROOOOO?
Miss Julie 1888: i can picture this in my head... soooo weird
SamBluestone3383: Hee, so can I
SamBluestone3383: "I thought you were just a good, honest guy, making a day to day living opening and closing gates!"
Miss Julie 1888: ah yeah, she'd be the type to go after an undercover troll
SamBluestone3383: How's he undercover? I can just imagine the cave troll with a trenchcoat, fedora, and groucho glasses
Miss Julie 1888: totally! no one would see it coming
SamBluestone3383: The Adventures of... UNDERCOVER CAVE TROLL! Today's episode: Mission to GET SOME!
Miss Julie 1888: ewww
SamBluestone3383: With his trademark catch phrase: RRRAARRRGHH!
Miss Julie 1888: sexxy
SamBluestone3383: Then come the T shirts
SamBluestone3383: And music albums, featuring the best of Cave Troll and the Nine Kings
Miss Julie 1888: and just like that, a celebrity is born
SamBluestone3383: Yeah, but eventually the Kings will fire Cave Troll and replace him with Sammy Hagar. The thing is, no one is able to tell the difference.

Oh God, no

Will Eisner.

The single greatest comic book writer/artist of all time has passed away. No one made comics like him in the 30's, and no one made comics like him today. He was the undisputed master of sequential art (the term he coined himself, along with "graphic novel").

There was none greater. There is none greater. No one else better understood and wielded the marriage of writing and art better than Will Eisner.

STAR WARS trilogy cast on cover of VANITY FAIR

( Every single important STAR WARS character ever, united for the first time ever! Except the dead ones, and Wedge. )

Yeah, but where the hell's Wedge?!

Seriously, though, it does me young heart good to see Harrison alongside Hamill, and that Billy Dee is still one smooth motherfucker (my God, it has both Sam Jackson and Billy Dee! Smoothness overload!) And is it just me, or does Yoda look a little pissed to be sitting on Lucas' lap?

Now, if we could just edit out Jar Jar and photoshop his ass with Alec Guinness, we'd be in business.

UPDATE: Well, apparently photobucket's gonna be a whiny little bitch. So in case it doesn't get re-posted, rest assured, it rules. Y'all can check out the actual cover soon enough, I'm sure. Besides, I realized it was also lacking Darth Maul, Boba Fett, Jabba, and Jeb Porkins, so it's HARDLY as comprehensive. Seriously, no Fett? WTF, mate?