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John Fielder, the voice of "Piglet" and also Juror #2 from "Twelve Angry Men," has passed away. I am sad.

However, the latest episode of "Robot Chicken" had Scooby Doo and the gang versus Jason Voorhees, with the entire Scooby movie actors doing the voices of their respective characters and Phillys Diller and Don Knotts playing the wacky guest star camp counsellors. All of a sudden, life is a little less sucky.

This is SO going in the Hefner Monologues Comic Book...

( Dave Carlton on Lois Lane and Wonder Woman )

wookin pa work in all da wong pwaces...

Looks like I'm gonna have the bite the bullet and sign up for Actor's Center, 'cause man, I needs me some equity. I'm looking for audtions everywhere I can on the internet and for everything that's not a frickin' Doritos commercial what do I see? "Equity!" GAH! And worse, every film audition requires SAG membership. And how the HELL am I gonna get that? Bloody hell. All jobs are the same; they won't hire you if you don't have any experience and how the hell are you gonna get experience if you don't work...?!

I don't know about you folks, but this stinks of a plot. Only one dastardly mind could have concocted so devious and sadistic a plan. I won't dignify him by speaking his accursed name, but it rhymes with Meed Michards.

So far, I have a couple film audtions that are non-union that I'll try to shoot for. And one Levi's Jeans commerical. "Must look good in jeans," it says. Ha. I'll have to pull a Hasslehoff with the ol' gut...

First I get de Equity. Den I get de SAG. Den I get de roles. Den I get de wee-mon.