oh god he's got the shirt

The unsettling thing is, that might be the single most faithful supervillain costume adaptation to film ever.

Movie Casting REDUX

Since I'd gotten several comments and criticisms regarding who I'd cast in the movie of my life, The Hefner Monologues, I've decided to revisit some of those choices and add a couple more.

( First of all, I was shocked to discover I omitted this obvious one )

Also, my mother took serious exception to being Kathy Bates. She pestered me all night to go up here and recast her. Like Elvis stamps, here's ( young Roberta Davids. And yeah, it actually is a good choice. )

Happy now, Ma?

But also, I realized that I had completely neglected to cast myself! I suppose I naturally assumed I'd be playing myself, egotist that I am. Now, humbled, I have to ponder who out there could possibly capture John Hefner.

( Who could play me? )

And finally, I really feel bad for the whole Jabba the Hutt as my grandmother thing. That was just going too far. I could justify Tobey Maguire as Misty, but that... no, that's just too much. I apologize. Allow me to recast, in all seriousness.

( Who should play my grandmother? )

Remember. The Special Hell.