Movie Casting REDUX

[thehefner]

Since I'd gotten several comments and criticisms regarding who I'd cast in the movie of my life, The Hefner Monologues, I've decided to revisit some of those choices and add a couple more.



Rachel:


This marks the one and only time I google Sarah Michelle Gellar. The price I pay for casting.

Also, my mother took serious exception to being Kathy Bates. She pestered me all night to go up here and recast her. Like Elvis stamps, here's


Ali McGraw Happy now, Ma?

But also, I realized that I had completely neglected to cast myself! I suppose I naturally assumed I'd be playing myself, egotist that I am. Now, humbled, I have to ponder who out there could possibly capture John Hefner.




Phillip Seymour Hoffman?


The Fall Out Boy guy?


Dim from A Clockwork Orange?


Zombie Alan?


Jimmy Olsen?


Ice T?

And finally, I really feel bad for the whole Jabba the Hutt as my grandmother thing. That was just going too far. I could justify Tobey Maguire as Misty, but that... no, that's just too much. I apologize. Allow me to recast, in all seriousness.





Remember. The Special Hell.

Comments

[fishymcb.livejournal.com]

I like the Special Hell...I here they have a Dairy Queen. But they only serve burgers. No ice cream. Thank you for inspiring my own casting call. It's brought me countless hours of joy this weekend to do my own searching, as well as seeing the responses of my partners in crime. The possibilities, as they say, are endless!

[surrealname.livejournal.com]

Hoffman. I know it, your wife knows it, DOGS know it.

i will destroy you someday jimmy olsen....

[reazik.livejournal.com]

Yay, I'm in da movie, too!

I love that pic of Alan.

[spacechild.livejournal.com]

Ice-T?

i thought Ice-T was playing me?!

what the hell?

we're dead ringers.. what with my dreadlocks and my huge black man's penis!

[pokeyburro.livejournal.com]

Is Anne Ramsey still alive?

"There's a muhduhruh on the train!"

[gore-whore-5.livejournal.com]

The cast choices for you are priceless. ^^