My review of SLITHER
Mar. 31st, 2006 01:04 amTake ALIEN, George Romero's zombie movies, both versions of THE BLOB, Cronenberg's THE FLY and THE BROOD, Carpenter's THE THING, Brian Yuzna's SOCIETY, and Fred Dekker's NIGHT OF THE CREEPS, throw 'em into a big geek blender, and what's the result?
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Some of the most glorious, sticky, hilarious fun you'll have at the theatre. Awesome. Go see it. I dare say it deserves your ticket money far, far more than ICE AGE 2 or BASIC INSTINCT 2. At the very least, do it for Nathan!
Did I mention fun? That's the operative word here. Fun. But still, ew.
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Some of the most glorious, sticky, hilarious fun you'll have at the theatre. Awesome. Go see it. I dare say it deserves your ticket money far, far more than ICE AGE 2 or BASIC INSTINCT 2. At the very least, do it for Nathan!
Did I mention fun? That's the operative word here. Fun. But still, ew.