Comic Post Follow-Up: my take on DARK REIGN

Did anyone read NIGHTWING this week? nymphgalatea, I'm looking in your direction. I was hoping to bitch about this on scans_daily, but those Harvey-centric pages weren't scanned and I have serious comic discussion blue balls here.



Also, here's my (revised) take on how I'd have written DARK REIGN:

NORMAN OSBORN: Let me tell you how it's going to be.

DOOM: A madman in pixie books and cornrows dares to order DOOM?!

(snaps Norman's neck)

THE HOOD: Shit-fuck, yo!

DOOM: Doom's hood is far superior to yours, snarky-boy! And what are you even doing here?! Shouldn't you be at the Kiddie Table of Evil? Pay for your insolent douchebaggery!

(violent death)

ACCURSED RICHARDS: Hey guys, I just came to deliver a fruitcake which I made from scratch at the atomic level and fruits candied with unstable molecules, and... whuh oh.

DOOM: Christmas has indeed come early. Me be praised.

(about damn time)

DOOM: Come, bitches. Make sweet love to Doom. That includes you, Namor.

(arms around Loki, Emma, and Namor, Doom departs in a cloud of awesome)

The end.

Marvel need to fire that long-winded Mamet-wannabe and hire me already.

Ding-dang it.

Amanda Palmer is in town tonight, the few tickets I can find are eighty bucks, and I like her but I don't like her eighty bucks worth but I know I might if I saw how awesome she actually is live because of how everybody's been raving about her live show because half my f-list has seen her live including my ex so that's a thing in of itself and they all raved but in doing so have kinda browncoated her but it might be fun if someone else went with me but I don't have anyone else here except maybe Edd who likes Gogol Bordello but doesn't know her but eighty bucks is eighty bucks and I...

... I just need steak and a blowjob. Stat.

EDIT: Screw it. Ticket acquired, and thankfully, for a fuck lot less than eighty bucks. I'm going alone, and I'm gonna enjoy myself, damn it.

It occurs to me, I fear my trademark bowler derby will just make me look like a poseur fanboy in that crowd. Hrm.