"HEY, FAMILY!" *audience woops*

In about nine months, more or less, I will officially be Wacky Uncle Hef.

I need to think of a catchphrase to utter whenever I burst in through my brother's door. One that'll make the studio audience explode with applause. Because I know they exist, man. I hear them!

Maybe this?

No, no, that won't work. Something like that, though. Hmm...