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In about nine months, more or less, I will officially be Wacky Uncle Hef.

I need to think of a catchphrase to utter whenever I burst in through my brother's door. One that'll make the studio audience explode with applause. Because I know they exist, man. I hear them!

Maybe this?



No, no, that won't work. Something like that, though. Hmm...

Date: 2009-04-13 08:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] benchilada.livejournal.com
"Look who broughtcha an egg cream!" (Bronx accent only)

Date: 2009-04-14 04:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thehefner.livejournal.com
I'll find a way to ship 'em to Seattle! There's GOTTA be a way!

Date: 2009-04-13 09:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] suburbfabulous.livejournal.com
"Who needs lotion?"

Date: 2009-04-14 04:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thehefner.livejournal.com
No, no, I said "Wacky" Uncle Hef, not "Skeezy" Uncle Hef!

Date: 2009-04-13 09:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] droidboy010101.livejournal.com
Great to see ya and hang yesterday man... and congrats on becoming an Unca-to-be!

BTW: Promptly got up and downloaded, in a minimum, Tuff from the Venture Bros soundtrack... probably will grab the rest at some point.

Date: 2009-04-14 04:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thehefner.livejournal.com
It was a distinct pleasure to see you too! Let's do it again sometime! Keep me in mind for whatever, as I'll be around for another month!

what would Dagwood do?

Date: 2009-04-14 03:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chickenhat.livejournal.com
go sideways with it and steal from the best...

"I wanna put it on my sandwich!" Or just "Put it on my sandwich!"

Look, Heffie, a dry martini.
"Put it on my sandwich!"

A tub of frosting?
"Put it on my sandwich!"

A hawt chick!
"Put it on my sandwich!"

A new baby nephew!
"Put it on my sandwich!"

And just when your family thinks they get it...
Some mayonaise?
"I wanna dip my balls in it!'

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