the new DVD cover art for NEAR DARK

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No, no, seriously, I love it. The pale skin. The gold eyes. All that's missing are the sparkles and it's perfect. I just hope to hell it tricks TWILIGHT fans into checking it out and inadvertently seeing one of the best vampire movies ever made. If you've never seen it, well here's the most famous part:

I'm telling you, evil trashy redneck vampire Bishop, Vasquez, and Hudson could kick Pattison's ass any day.

Seriously. Dying here. That's one of the most hilarious shameless cash-in redo of a DVD box I've ever seen. Well done! Now, if we can just get the TWILIGHT fans to see LET THE RIGHT ONE IN as well, we'll be solid...