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I woke up much earlier than usual. Which isn't saying much, considering that our sleep schedules are so screwy these days that we often miss daylight entirely. And yet, I still hadn't expected waking up at around 8am, like normal people do. More than that, I hadn't expected to wake up alone.
Clearly, something was afoot. And that something... was pie.
She woke up at 5am, went to the store, and proceeded to spend five hours making an apple pie from scratch. And she'd never made apple pie before. The bar she was shooting for was sizzling orgasm pie like the kind found at this one particular diner in Claremore, OK, and I dare say she made it.
It helps that she literally used a pound of butter. A pound. Of butter. In PIE. And it was AMAZING.
I don't care if I have a coronary before my kid turns two, BEST HENCHGIRL EVER.
I decided to return the favor by making Thai green curry chicken for dinner. But the less said about that, the better.
Clearly, something was afoot. And that something... was pie.
She woke up at 5am, went to the store, and proceeded to spend five hours making an apple pie from scratch. And she'd never made apple pie before. The bar she was shooting for was sizzling orgasm pie like the kind found at this one particular diner in Claremore, OK, and I dare say she made it.
It helps that she literally used a pound of butter. A pound. Of butter. In PIE. And it was AMAZING.
I don't care if I have a coronary before my kid turns two, BEST HENCHGIRL EVER.
I decided to return the favor by making Thai green curry chicken for dinner. But the less said about that, the better.
