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thehefnerMy friend Molly moved into my old dorm room, and posted in her journal:
"Note to John Hefner--I do believe I got hippie bed. I lifted the mattress and found one solitary little chex mix. Plus, Juliana made a sign to hang above her bed declaring it to be John's Bed o'Virgin, complete with a warning label."
Astounding. Looks like my Hippie and I have both left behind little legacies. Virginity and chex mix. When I visit WAC, I must see this warning label for myself. I am ever so honored. It makes the ignominious reasons behind the virginity being lost there kinda worthwhile.
Speaking of ignominious, looks like Kristen and I will be doing Ren Faire this weekend as long as I ain't doing anything. I think I'm gonna go as Bill the Butcher again. The costume's just collecting dust and bad memories anyway, time to put it to good use once again!
"Note to John Hefner--I do believe I got hippie bed. I lifted the mattress and found one solitary little chex mix. Plus, Juliana made a sign to hang above her bed declaring it to be John's Bed o'Virgin, complete with a warning label."
Astounding. Looks like my Hippie and I have both left behind little legacies. Virginity and chex mix. When I visit WAC, I must see this warning label for myself. I am ever so honored. It makes the ignominious reasons behind the virginity being lost there kinda worthwhile.
Speaking of ignominious, looks like Kristen and I will be doing Ren Faire this weekend as long as I ain't doing anything. I think I'm gonna go as Bill the Butcher again. The costume's just collecting dust and bad memories anyway, time to put it to good use once again!
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Date: 2005-08-22 08:46 pm (UTC)o'Virgin
(Historical Chestertwon Landmark)
Beware of Sodomized Doritos
ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK
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Date: 2005-08-22 09:34 pm (UTC)