thehefner: (Hello Aunt Alicia!)
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So my mother comes to the video store with a McChicken sandwich, a medium coke, and two apple pies. She bought me dinner because I hadn't eaten anything all day.

MOM: Do you have enough money?
ME: Yeah, I have about forty bucks.
MOM: Is that going to be enough?
ME: For now, yeah.
MOM: Wait, aren't you going to the Hustler club tonight?
ME: Yeah...
MOM: Oh, here, you need 20 more dollars.

Oh, my mother...
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