thehefner: (Hello Aunt Alicia!)
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So my mother comes to the video store with a McChicken sandwich, a medium coke, and two apple pies. She bought me dinner because I hadn't eaten anything all day.

MOM: Do you have enough money?
ME: Yeah, I have about forty bucks.
MOM: Is that going to be enough?
ME: For now, yeah.
MOM: Wait, aren't you going to the Hustler club tonight?
ME: Yeah...
MOM: Oh, here, you need 20 more dollars.

Oh, my mother...

Date: 2005-10-13 05:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] findingjuliet.livejournal.com
I want all the smutty, glorious details tonight!!!

So sorry I missed it :(

Date: 2005-10-13 07:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 777666.livejournal.com
*blink blink* can I borrow your mommy, I like her better sometimes.

Date: 2005-10-13 08:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tankgirl88.livejournal.com
........damn

hustler club?

Date: 2005-10-13 09:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thehefner.livejournal.com
Read my previous entry.

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