Poll Time

[thehefner]

More and more, there has been serious speculation that I am on the verge. That I'm so tightly wound that I could turn coal into diamonds with my anus. That I am a bubbling cauldron of rage that is one day going to explode. Ok, so maybe it's just Dave and Mali who've said it so far, but day by day, I start to wonder if maybe they aren't onto something. But if I go, I gotta go right.

[Poll #602834]

Comments

[winterist.livejournal.com]

there is, for a fact, exploding head syndrome....

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

As I learned from Dave Barry, it's nowhere near as cool as it sounds.

[fishymcb.livejournal.com]

Why, oh why, did you make me choose? I love them all so very much. But I vote for El Kabong. It worked for the Honky Tonk Man.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

I'm glad somebody finally did.

Ah, good ol' Franklin Sherman

[torberg.livejournal.com]

Franklin: "I can put you in touch with a man who could help. A man named 'El Kabong.'"
striking airline worker:"That won't be necessary."
Franklin: "Oh yes it will." *SMASH* "Kabong!"

Re: Ah, good ol' Franklin Sherman

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

THANK you!

Re: Ah, good ol' Franklin Sherman

[torberg.livejournal.com]

I'm amused every time I watch that episode of "The Critic." I thought it was great to see a reference to Quick Draw McGraw's alter-ego. (Then again, I'm amused by all 23 episodes of "The Critic.")

Isn't that right, Baba-Looey?

Baba-Looey: Si, Senor Quick Draw.

Bite your nose to spite your face,

[imaget.livejournal.com]

I don't remember which one I voted for, but I nearly sprayed my work computer with Pepsi when I saw the video spooge option. As a former video store worker myself, I say that guy deserves what he gets, and it isn't crazy to want to beat the shit out of him for being nasty. People who don't wash up/wipe down before returning rented porn are on my list of people who are asking for a major kharma smackdown, right along with the moms and dads who think it's okay to take their toddlers into the porn section of the video store.

Re: Bite your nose to spite your face,

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

I compulsively have to use hand sanitizer every, like, half hour whenever I work there. I just feel so filthy. God, I fucking hate working at the video store.

Those people are going to the special hell.

[gore-whore-5.livejournal.com]

I was going to choose the Psycho answer, but the spooge one was just too funny.

[kwsapphire.livejournal.com]

This was easy for me. HAH.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

I was wondering how long it'd take you to vote for that'un.