geekness

[thehefner]

Over the course of the past two years, I've been Blue Beetle, Hal Jordan, Doctor Doom, Harvey Dent, and Two-Face.

I've gone to college with the Joker, Booster Gold, Guy Gardner, Ollie Queen, Scott Summers, Wonder Woman, Captain Marvel, the Wonder Twins, Ice, Elongated Man, and G'nort.

I've done community theatre with Black Barda, Mister Miracle, The Phantom Stranger, Edward Nigma, Kilowog, Hawkman, L-Ron, and J'onn J'onzz.

I've dated and fallen for Emma Frost, Kitty Pryde, Black Canary, Roxy Spaulding, Power Girl, and Arisa.

And add to that, any and every inexplicable bad thing that happens to me is all the fault of Reed Richards.

ME: Why must I deal with everything in my life by seeing myself and all those around me as comic book characters?!

DAVE: Because you're incapable of dealing with reality?

ME: You say that like it's a bad thing.