Four Meme, from the otter

[thehefner]

A. FOUR JOBS YOU'VE HAD IN YOUR LIFE:
1. Document Stapling Expert and Envelope Stuffing Technician
2. Comic Book Store Clerk/AKA Best Job Ever But Still Pays Poop
3. Porn Monkey/AKA clerk at Rocky's Video
4. Porn Monkey 2.0/AKA clerk at Potomac Video

B. FOUR MOVIES YOU COULD WATCH OVER AND OVER:
1. Ravenous
2. The Ninth Configuration
3. LA Story
4. Poltergeist

C. FOUR CITIES YOU'VE LIVED IN:
A. Bethesda, MD
B. Cabin John, MD
C. Washington DC
D. Chestertown, MD

D. FOUR TV SHOWS YOU LOVE TO WATCH:
1. Justice League Unlimited
2. Harvey Birdman
3. The Venture Brothers
4. The Daily Show

E. FOUR PLACES YOU'VE BEEN ON VACATION:
1. Southern Ireland
2. London, England
3. Paris, France
4. Seattle, Washington

F. FOUR WEBSITES YOU VISIT DAILY:
A. Livejournal
B. WAC Webmail... yes, I still use my college mail
C. Aintitcool.com
D. CHUD.com

G. FOUR OF YOUR ALL-TIME FAVORITE RESTAURANTS:
A. California Tortilla
B. Clyde's, specifically the one in Friendship Heights
C. Phineas in Rockville, RIP
D. Vegetable Garden, the only vegan restaurant I actively love

H: FOUR OF YOUR FAVORITE FOODS:
A. Nachos with melted cheese, black beans, salsa, and chicken.
B. A good philly cheesesteak
C. Alaskan Salmon... you have not had salmon till you've had this. It was like a Koala bear crapped a rainbow in my mouth.
D. Cream Cheese and Pickle and Onion relish Dip

I: FOUR SCHOOLS YOU'VE ATTENDED:
A. Wood Acres Elementary
B. (Gomer) Pyle Middle School
C. Ineffectual but Well-Meaning Hippie School (Washington Waldorf School)
D. Clown College.

J: FOUR PLACES I'D RATHER BE RIGHT NOW:
A. London. With the money that would require.
B. Wall Drug, South Dakota. With their bottomless pots of coffee and free ice water.
C. On the road, with a pile of cash and no responsibilities.
D. In the arms of a lovely lady.

K: FOUR THINGS YOU FIND YOURSELF SAYING:
A. FUCK!
B. Mother of Gandhi!
C. Aroo?
D. Curse you, Richards.