Four Meme, from the otter

[thehefner]

A. FOUR JOBS YOU'VE HAD IN YOUR LIFE:
1. Document Stapling Expert and Envelope Stuffing Technician
2. Comic Book Store Clerk/AKA Best Job Ever But Still Pays Poop
3. Porn Monkey/AKA clerk at Rocky's Video
4. Porn Monkey 2.0/AKA clerk at Potomac Video

B. FOUR MOVIES YOU COULD WATCH OVER AND OVER:
1. Ravenous
2. The Ninth Configuration
3. LA Story
4. Poltergeist

C. FOUR CITIES YOU'VE LIVED IN:
A. Bethesda, MD
B. Cabin John, MD
C. Washington DC
D. Chestertown, MD

D. FOUR TV SHOWS YOU LOVE TO WATCH:
1. Justice League Unlimited
2. Harvey Birdman
3. The Venture Brothers
4. The Daily Show

E. FOUR PLACES YOU'VE BEEN ON VACATION:
1. Southern Ireland
2. London, England
3. Paris, France
4. Seattle, Washington

F. FOUR WEBSITES YOU VISIT DAILY:
A. Livejournal
B. WAC Webmail... yes, I still use my college mail
C. Aintitcool.com
D. CHUD.com

G. FOUR OF YOUR ALL-TIME FAVORITE RESTAURANTS:
A. California Tortilla
B. Clyde's, specifically the one in Friendship Heights
C. Phineas in Rockville, RIP
D. Vegetable Garden, the only vegan restaurant I actively love

H: FOUR OF YOUR FAVORITE FOODS:
A. Nachos with melted cheese, black beans, salsa, and chicken.
B. A good philly cheesesteak
C. Alaskan Salmon... you have not had salmon till you've had this. It was like a Koala bear crapped a rainbow in my mouth.
D. Cream Cheese and Pickle and Onion relish Dip

I: FOUR SCHOOLS YOU'VE ATTENDED:
A. Wood Acres Elementary
B. (Gomer) Pyle Middle School
C. Ineffectual but Well-Meaning Hippie School (Washington Waldorf School)
D. Clown College.

J: FOUR PLACES I'D RATHER BE RIGHT NOW:
A. London. With the money that would require.
B. Wall Drug, South Dakota. With their bottomless pots of coffee and free ice water.
C. On the road, with a pile of cash and no responsibilities.
D. In the arms of a lovely lady.

K: FOUR THINGS YOU FIND YOURSELF SAYING:
A. FUCK!
B. Mother of Gandhi!
C. Aroo?
D. Curse you, Richards.

Comments

[imaget.livejournal.com]

Curse you Harvey, you've ruined my favorite food with that image.
So here's this, they use the same stuff they made the slime out of in Ghostbusters to thicken your Nacho Cheese. 8P
C. Alaskan Salmon... you have not had salmon till you've had this. It was like a Koala bear crapped a rainbow in my mouth
Indeed.