Top 5 Meme

[thehefner]

Top Five Meme. Tell me what you'd like to see my Top 5 list of, and I shall respond. Responses can be strange or serious, so keep that in mind.

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[surrealname.livejournal.com]

Top Five advantages of being, in actuallity, a japanese Tentacle demon rather than the human man you claim to be so as not to be found out by your natural enemy, the japanese girl with green pubic hair.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

5.) You'll blend right in when great Cthulhu takes over the world and wipes out everyone, including Richards and that accursed green pubic hair girl.

4.) More tentacles=more places to display your bling.

3.) It's pretty clear that Japanese girls are far more attracted to tentacle monsters than they are to normal men.

2.) Japanese tentacle monsters are the next best thing to having a great big American penis.

1.) The girl with the green public hair smells. And probably watches anime.