I'll procrastinate later.
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thehefnerMy GOD, but still being the only kid on your block to still have dial-up is ghetto to teh MAX. Um. 'Yo.'
I'm hard at work at the next Hefner Monologue, which would directly follow the 'first' one that I posted earlier this week. This story will incorporate meeting the Rudes, my miserable Freshman year at college, meeting Clancy, my adventure at the Playboy Mansion, my drunken adventure in London, and meeting Tammy. It should be finished by tonight or tomorrow, we'll see.
Meantime, I've wasted a few precious minutes on a meme:
Two Names You Go By
1. Heffie
2. Hef
Two Parts of Your Heritage
1. English
2. Austrian
Two Things That Scare You
1. Basements
2. My reflection coming to life and acting independently
Two of Your Everyday Essentials
1. LiveJournal
2. California Tortilla (or at least every other day it seems... I needta cut back, but I get every eighth burrito free! FREE, MAN!)
Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now
1. My Green Lantern tribal T-shirt
2. Polo PJ bottoms
Two of Your Favorite Bands or Musical Artists (at the moment)
1. Loudon Wainwright III
2. Peter Gabriel
Two Things You Want in a Relationship (other than Real Love)
1. Someone who can share my love of comics and all manner of movies
2. Someone whose mere presence can make me feel good.
Two Truths
1. I'm a whore for the audience (my professor's words)
2. I'm ticklish pretty much anywhere between my chest and the top of my legs. This has made foreplay a bit difficult at times.
Two Physical Things that Appeal to You About the Opposite Sex
1. Eyes
2. Smile (and laugh)
Two of Your Favorite Hobbies
1. Performing (especially Hefner Monologues)
2. Writing (fiction, LJ, whatever)
Two Things You Want Really Badly
1. To play Hamlet.
2. A good, healthy relationship with an alluring, funny, smart, sane geek girl
Two Places You Want to go on Vacation
1. Ireland
2. England
Two Things You Want to Do Before You Die
1. Publish the full sagas of Sam Bluestone, Johnny Go, and the Hefner Monologues.
2. Leave a legacy of note.
Two Things You Are Thinking About Now
1. Damn fool women.
2. How the hell am I going to compress a whole story of the meeting the Rudes, my miserable Freshman year at college, meeting Clancy, my adventure at the Playboy Mansion, my drunken adventure in London, meeting Tammy and make it seem complete?
Two places you shop
1. Big Planet Comics. I love you, employee discount!
2. Best Buy. I love you, discount DVDs!
Two people you haven't talked to in awhile
1. Damn fool woman #1
2. Damn fool woman #2
Two favorite web sites
1. LiveJournal
2. Superdickery.com
Two cars you owned
1. Radar Love, my red 1987 Chrysler LeBaron convertible.
2. My Toyota Corolla. Reliable and good, but pedestrian and boring.
Two pets you had/have
1. Simba, a surly Siamese who hated life and hated you, but loved me.
2. Polly. She had six toes on each foot and no equilibrium thanks to ear mites; if you dropped her, she fell on her side.
Two Favorite Sports
1. Fencing.
2. Zombie cage wrestling.
Two things you did last night
1. Went to MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR dress rehearsal
2. Ranted like a crazy guy being the 7-11
Two shows you like to watch (currently airing)
1. Daily Show
2. The Colbert Report
I'm hard at work at the next Hefner Monologue, which would directly follow the 'first' one that I posted earlier this week. This story will incorporate meeting the Rudes, my miserable Freshman year at college, meeting Clancy, my adventure at the Playboy Mansion, my drunken adventure in London, and meeting Tammy. It should be finished by tonight or tomorrow, we'll see.
Meantime, I've wasted a few precious minutes on a meme:
Two Names You Go By
1. Heffie
2. Hef
Two Parts of Your Heritage
1. English
2. Austrian
Two Things That Scare You
1. Basements
2. My reflection coming to life and acting independently
Two of Your Everyday Essentials
1. LiveJournal
2. California Tortilla (or at least every other day it seems... I needta cut back, but I get every eighth burrito free! FREE, MAN!)
Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now
1. My Green Lantern tribal T-shirt
2. Polo PJ bottoms
Two of Your Favorite Bands or Musical Artists (at the moment)
1. Loudon Wainwright III
2. Peter Gabriel
Two Things You Want in a Relationship (other than Real Love)
1. Someone who can share my love of comics and all manner of movies
2. Someone whose mere presence can make me feel good.
Two Truths
1. I'm a whore for the audience (my professor's words)
2. I'm ticklish pretty much anywhere between my chest and the top of my legs. This has made foreplay a bit difficult at times.
Two Physical Things that Appeal to You About the Opposite Sex
1. Eyes
2. Smile (and laugh)
Two of Your Favorite Hobbies
1. Performing (especially Hefner Monologues)
2. Writing (fiction, LJ, whatever)
Two Things You Want Really Badly
1. To play Hamlet.
2. A good, healthy relationship with an alluring, funny, smart, sane geek girl
Two Places You Want to go on Vacation
1. Ireland
2. England
Two Things You Want to Do Before You Die
1. Publish the full sagas of Sam Bluestone, Johnny Go, and the Hefner Monologues.
2. Leave a legacy of note.
Two Things You Are Thinking About Now
1. Damn fool women.
2. How the hell am I going to compress a whole story of the meeting the Rudes, my miserable Freshman year at college, meeting Clancy, my adventure at the Playboy Mansion, my drunken adventure in London, meeting Tammy and make it seem complete?
Two places you shop
1. Big Planet Comics. I love you, employee discount!
2. Best Buy. I love you, discount DVDs!
Two people you haven't talked to in awhile
1. Damn fool woman #1
2. Damn fool woman #2
Two favorite web sites
1. LiveJournal
2. Superdickery.com
Two cars you owned
1. Radar Love, my red 1987 Chrysler LeBaron convertible.
2. My Toyota Corolla. Reliable and good, but pedestrian and boring.
Two pets you had/have
1. Simba, a surly Siamese who hated life and hated you, but loved me.
2. Polly. She had six toes on each foot and no equilibrium thanks to ear mites; if you dropped her, she fell on her side.
Two Favorite Sports
1. Fencing.
2. Zombie cage wrestling.
Two things you did last night
1. Went to MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR dress rehearsal
2. Ranted like a crazy guy being the 7-11
Two shows you like to watch (currently airing)
1. Daily Show
2. The Colbert Report
