thehefner | John Hefner: bold yet a little cracked

I got my hair cut but am keeping the muttonchops, damn it. The mop look just wasn't working anymore, what with the thinning hair. A shame; when my hair was longer and I had the muttonchops, if I pulled the hair back into a ponytail I looked just like Sebastian Shaw (of the Hellfire Club, not Anakin Skywalker).

I think I'm finally about ready to start shopping my novel around again. Anybody got any ideas for agents to submit to?

banquo26, what was that address you gave me all that time ago?

My writing with the Hefner Monologues has been described as "bold yet a little cracked." That's something I could be proud to have displayed on the poster for the Hefner Monologues, right above the photo of me taking a swig of Christensen Mists brand gin while standing in front of the front gates of the Playboy Mansion, locked out.