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I'm not thin-skinned. I'm no-skinned. And as such, I've become smart enough to by and large remove myself from situations and people which can set me off. I have open wounds still yet to heal and these people are salt. But still, all I need is a little off-handed and innocent comment from somebody regarding the salt people, something along the lines of "oh, you heard so-and-so is seeing one another now, right?" and all of a sudden I feel like Rhodes at the end of DAY OF THE DEAD (or the guy with the glasses in SHAUN OF THE DEAD; his last scene was an homage to Rhodes). Oy. Am I being smart to avoid these people/situations or am I just displaying avoidance behavior for something that I should deal with head-on?

On second though, ooo look, a meme! A shiny, safe meme!

<td align="center"> Heffie --
[adjective]:

Extremely extreme!

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com</td>


Yes, I think that works. to the XTREME!!1!

So yesterday at the comic shop my boss Peter and I were putting away the new shipment. He handed me a pile that was clearly too big and said:

PETER: Oh, sorry, that's the new GHOST RIDER issues piled with the new SUPERGIRL issues.
ME: Oh, two crappy tastes that taste crappy together.
PETER: Hey, that was pretty funny. You should be a writer.
ME: ... I hate you, Peter.

Date: 2006-02-08 06:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fishymcb.livejournal.com
I personally can't wait for the day that we have Heffie Roller Derby, or Heffie Championship Wrestling, or even (dare I dream it?) Most Heffie Elimination Challenge!

Date: 2006-02-08 08:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] disc-sophist.livejournal.com
Via my friend [livejournal.com profile] crantz:


Why did I post this? Your guess is as good as mine.

Date: 2006-02-08 09:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thehefner.livejournal.com
What in the delightful crap...?!

Date: 2006-02-08 11:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deliapuppeh.livejournal.com
*hugs* Just hose 'em down with the big ole firehose of...uhm...water? Sorry, brain go poopy and I have to write a paper on the conspiracy theories of JFK. Oh joyous day. -_-

salt person says hi

Date: 2006-02-12 10:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] erzebetbathory.livejournal.com
hi, just thought you might find my adjective somewhat amusing, or something

Re: salt person says hi

Date: 2006-02-12 03:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thehefner.livejournal.com
Oh wow. That meme has been scarily accurate for everyone I know.

And Misty, you're not just a salt person, you're a veritible biblical pillar of salt. But I say that lovingly, of course ;)

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