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Ok, we're just gonna pretend that last post didn't happen before I go and make a butt of myself again. Which is probably due to happen within the next couple hours anyway. *headdesk*

In other news, I finally- FINALLY- managed to snag some new jeans. Forgive me if it's not PC to say so, but I'm such a girl when it comes to jeans-shopping; it is so hard to find a good pair and when you do you have to buy, like, five pairs at least. Well thanks to Old Navy, which I well never admit that I go to for clothes (oops), I finally found a new pair that feel good. I don't know how the hell I'm still a 32 waist after gaining, like, fifteen pounds, but huzzah. It's just so hard to find the right pair that really shows off the butt.

Yes, little by little, I am reaffirming my metrosexuality. Take THAT, black BDU's!

Oh well. The plus side of this is at least I'm not going to have to endure hearing Dave yet again say, around anyone who'd listen, "John, you're gayer than I am, and I've had dick in my mouth." Yes, that one never got old or less pleasant. -.-

Date: 2006-03-14 07:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] little-dinosaur.livejournal.com
I believe it's been re-christened the "bootyness", as of this morning.
So all praise the new jeans. And the bootyness.

Date: 2006-03-14 08:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thehefner.livejournal.com
Woot! Booty-brethren and booty-sistren unite!

Date: 2006-03-14 01:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eliyes.livejournal.com
God. I would kill to have some jeans that fit. And not have giant holes in the legs.

Date: 2006-03-15 06:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mirthical.livejournal.com
pants are the enemy! the boxer bandit scoffs at all pants everywhere!

Date: 2006-03-15 06:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thehefner.livejournal.com
Why, I'm not wearing pants right now.

Yep, I'm just sitting here in nothin' but my boxers. My loose, ill-fitting, so-easily-snatchable boxers.

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