Merry Bizarro Kristmaz! Bah Humbug!
Dec. 25th, 2003 12:58 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
thehefnerOr if it's Bizarro, shouldn't it be "ChristX" instead?
I really should have saved the money from the sizeable check my grandmother sent me. After all, I need the money for food and speeding tickets. Instead, I blew half of it on DVDs.
Eh, what's financial security compared to Sondheim, Henry Fonda, Gary Oldman, and Christopher Walken?
In the words of that immortal philosopher Krusty the Clown: "I want to wish you and the surviving elves a Merry Christmas, a Happy Hanukkah, a Kwazy Kwanza, a tip-top Tet, and a solemn, dignified Ramadan."
Bizarro Santa sez: "War on Bizarro World, bad will towards women! BOO HOO HOO HOO! Hello!"
...
Wow. A LJ post I'll regret in the morning, and I'm not even drunk. Although the NyQuil helps. NyQuil, NyQuil, NyQuil, we love you, you giant fucking Q...!
I really should have saved the money from the sizeable check my grandmother sent me. After all, I need the money for food and speeding tickets. Instead, I blew half of it on DVDs.
Eh, what's financial security compared to Sondheim, Henry Fonda, Gary Oldman, and Christopher Walken?
In the words of that immortal philosopher Krusty the Clown: "I want to wish you and the surviving elves a Merry Christmas, a Happy Hanukkah, a Kwazy Kwanza, a tip-top Tet, and a solemn, dignified Ramadan."
Bizarro Santa sez: "War on Bizarro World, bad will towards women! BOO HOO HOO HOO! Hello!"
...
Wow. A LJ post I'll regret in the morning, and I'm not even drunk. Although the NyQuil helps. NyQuil, NyQuil, NyQuil, we love you, you giant fucking Q...!
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Bizzaro Dave says
Date: 2003-12-25 02:57 pm (UTC)I love you so much that i will stay here and fight you.
Unhappy ChristX Nohj.
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