Also...

[thehefner]

In a perfect world, this would never happen. But since I'm realistic, let me just be the first to say:

LET THE DAVY JONES/BOOTSTRAP BILL TENTACLE SLASH COMMENCE!!!

Come on. I know *some* of you were thinking it. You marvelous depraved bastards. The slash fic is coming, mark my words. I will hide in terror when the time comes.

Comments

Obligatory Puerile Joke

[torberg.livejournal.com]

The slash fic is coming...

Isn't that almost by definition?

Re: Obligatory Puerile Joke

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

*rimshot*

[disc-sophist.livejournal.com]

You seem to be under the impression that fanfic is only written after the release of a movie. I don't have links, but the something very close to what you describe was up as soon as the first pics of Davy showed up. *sigh* I love my fandom, yo-ho!

But now I'm so gonan find it and link to it. Or maybe just post the best bits in your comments.

Re: Obligatory Puerile Joke

[torberg.livejournal.com]

I think that, too, is pretty much a given in slash fic.

[torberg.livejournal.com]

Of course it was worked on immediatly. Look at how he's designed...slash-hentai!

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

I was just thinking specifically Davy and Bootstrap.

"So this is the real reason why you won't let me ever leave your crew!"

"Shhllp! I love you-- shhlp!-- Bootstrap!"

"I... I don't know what these feelings are."

"It may disturb you. It-- shhlpp!-- scares the willies out of me."

[holli.livejournal.com]

While I'm sure *someone* will be writing that, I suspect that most of the "TO YOUR KEYBOARDS, FANGIRLS!" activity will be centered on Jack and Norrington. Becuase, I mean, come *on*.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

I dunno... tentacles, y'know?

Oh, the unholy union of Depp and tentacles. Slash fic writers around the world explode.

[heleneotroy.livejournal.com]

cthulhu commands you to write it.

also, in that "your dungeon" meme that's been going around LJ, you seduced me into removing my armor. just thought you'd need to know that. :P

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Wow. I'm good.

[kali921.livejournal.com]

I got your Winningest Weird Slash right here:

football_slash

snooker_slash

Yeah. I'm not kidding. BEHOLD what man woman hath wrought.

Have you been snubbing my LJ lately?

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Ew. I daren't even venture there.

No, I most assuredly have not, I just don't have anything to contribute! And hey, IIIIII keep trying to talk to you on IM, but you've always got a million things in the background!

[kali921.livejournal.com]

Dude, you are *always* my priority. Now that I've rembered to turn my goddamn volume up, I'll hear the pings. :-D

Jeez. Twelve years on the internet - you'd think I'd learn these things.