thehefner | Utterly Pointless Things That Peter David and I Would Like To See

Copy-pasted from author Peter David's blog, because I certainly agree with a number of sentiments:

Utterly pointless Things I'd Like To see

1) I'd like to see a James Bond movie where it's revealed that his parents survived the ski accident in which they allegedly died and are running an evil spy organization, and his parents are played by Sean Connery and Diana Rigg.

2) I'd like to see a rumor started that Adrian Brody will be starring as "The Shadow," just so we see if we can actually make it come about.

3) I'd like to see James Cameron's "Aquaman."

4) I'd like to see Weird Al Yankovic write a song called "Snakes on a Plane" set to the tune of "Band on the Run." (Admit it: You're already singing it to yourself to see how it sounds. Perfect, isn't it.)

5) I'd like to see in the next "Pirates" movie that Jack Sparrow got his hat from his dad (Keith Richards.)

6) I'd like to see George W. Bush as a guest on "The Daily Show."

7) I'd like to see Jack Black playing Blackjack.

8) I'd like to see Geoffrey Rush starring as Doctor Syn in a remake of Disney's "The Scarecrow of Romney Marsh."