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thehefnerBLOO: so how'd [the mass auditions for Actor's Center] go today?
ME: oh, yeah, it went... well, I think! Methinks the Sedaris is the monologue to stick with. It employs my neurotic crazed energies well. Although I don't think I'll be getting called in to play Hamlet with it
BLOO: perhaps not... Hamlet has a different sort of neurosis.
ME: But man, I bet in that case, my Hamlet would be one of the most entertaining in 400 years
BLOO: but would it be in the right spirit? I'm not sure the world is ready for Hamlet via Woody Allen.
ME: Not Woody Allen. My neuroses are far too crazed and sometimes angry
BLOO: hrm.
ME: Oh that this too too solid flesh would melt holy crap I'm going bugfuck AAAAARGHHHH! *runs off screaming, flailing arms*
ME:: *actors look around awkwardly*
BLOO: that would rule, actually.
ME: Claudius, "Erm, well, our sometime sister, now our Qu-"
BLOO: you'd have to thrust it on them without warning.
ME: "AAAAARGHHHH!" I run by again
ME: "TO BE OR NOT TO BE OR NOT TO BE OR NOT TO BEEEEE!"
BLOO: do they do shakespeare for people on crack?
BLOO: you should be the first.
BLOO: dada shakespeare.
BLOO: the mind boggles.
This converstation soon gave way to cannibalistic flirting.
I love our little talks.
ME: oh, yeah, it went... well, I think! Methinks the Sedaris is the monologue to stick with. It employs my neurotic crazed energies well. Although I don't think I'll be getting called in to play Hamlet with it
BLOO: perhaps not... Hamlet has a different sort of neurosis.
ME: But man, I bet in that case, my Hamlet would be one of the most entertaining in 400 years
BLOO: but would it be in the right spirit? I'm not sure the world is ready for Hamlet via Woody Allen.
ME: Not Woody Allen. My neuroses are far too crazed and sometimes angry
BLOO: hrm.
ME: Oh that this too too solid flesh would melt holy crap I'm going bugfuck AAAAARGHHHH! *runs off screaming, flailing arms*
ME:: *actors look around awkwardly*
BLOO: that would rule, actually.
ME: Claudius, "Erm, well, our sometime sister, now our Qu-"
BLOO: you'd have to thrust it on them without warning.
ME: "AAAAARGHHHH!" I run by again
ME: "TO BE OR NOT TO BE OR NOT TO BE OR NOT TO BEEEEE!"
BLOO: do they do shakespeare for people on crack?
BLOO: you should be the first.
BLOO: dada shakespeare.
BLOO: the mind boggles.
This converstation soon gave way to cannibalistic flirting.
I love our little talks.
