WANT

[thehefner]

Best. Alarm. Clock. EVER.

I want to be awakened by the respectful, soothing voice of Stephen Fry! Oh my god, it's pure delightfulness in clock form. Just listening to Fry deliver the 90-second relaxation almost knocked me out right here in the comic store.

Plus, read the FAQ. It's so very British and Fry-ian.

Comments

[plasticity.livejournal.com]

Stephen Fry!! lately I've been youtubing various sketches of "a bit of fry and laurie," his and hugh laurie's sketch comedy from the 80s. pure delightfulness.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

No kidding. Give me "The Polite Rap" any day and I am a happy, happy man.

[little-dinosaur.livejournal.com]

Holy fuck.
Holy fuck!
Holy fuck, sir!

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

I *KNOW*!!! Why the hell haven't more people commented on how frickin' awesome this is?!

(btw, "Holy fuck, sir? Me likely, for some reason)

[dormsquirrel.livejournal.com]

Dude, I need this alarm clock. For realz.

[jellied.livejournal.com]

Ooh. I'm still torn between that and the Flava Flav alarm clock -- no, no, wait, the Sugar Hill themed alarm clock that they had on Scrubs!

I really need an British manservant.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Would waking up to Flava Flav day after day after day after day really be a good idea? It really is kinda the anti-Fry, isn't it?

God yes. My hectic, angsty drama-filled life of absurdity would be so better handled if I had Jeeves.

[jellied.livejournal.com]

Well I figure if I need a polite Jeeves character to wake me, make me breakfast every morning and so on--

and maybe a dirty, snarling, cockney boyfriend for rogering.