The SpiderLand Diaries?

[thehefner]

New Listing 12-12-06
Spider-Man Actors Needed.....Paid, Non-union
Need 600 males, 18-50!
Are you interested in becoming a Marvel Super Hero? We are looking for
talent to portray Spider-Man for upcoming live appearances which
include store openings, in store promotions, mini shows, trade shows,
, etc. You must be at least 5'10" to 6'2" tall, be physically fit and
in shape to wear the spandex costume (spandex is not forgiving). You
also must possess a thorough knowledge of Spider-Man and his Amazing
Friends (Spider-Man is a speaking character). We are looking for
responsible, creative, funny and smart individuals to portray our
characters. If you would like to learn more about us, please check us
out at www.marvelappearance.com
Locations: Arizona, Southern California, Connecticut, Delaware,
Florida, Georgia, Illinois, Indiana, Kentucky, Massachusetts,
Maryland, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New York, Pennsylvania,
Tennessee, Texas, Virginia, West Virginia
Compensation: $150.00 Flat Rate - 4 Hour Event
Performance Location and Dates:
Various locations on Saturday, March 24, 2007. Event will be from
10:00am to 2:00pm
If you are interested, please email your interest along with all of
your contact information/body dimensions/photos including full body
shots to general@marvelappearance.com.
No Phone Calls Please

I probably won't check this out (really can't anyway, not until I lose at least ten pounds, which I needta anyway), but who knows? This might well be the very best kind of bad idea. You know, the one that results in hi-larious stories.

Comments

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Soooo, you like to get down with guys who dress up as Spider-Man at comic conventions and, like, Macy's?

[jellied.livejournal.com]

You're saying you don't?

I mean I am asking for the following for Christmas after all*:




* Not my real list.