and that's terrible

[thehefner]

Oh, the Superdictionary, it's been too long. Just the thing I need for today.

Between prying myself outta bed for a noon Faustus rehearsal, hanging out with my father, seeing AGUIRRE, WRATH OF GOD (7:15 at AFI, for those who are interested! Come see Klaus Kinski play someone only slightly crazier than himself!), and then hangin' with the peoples, I will have a full, exhausting schedule today. I'm going to need a hundred beers. Exactly. Exactly a hundred, thank you.

No, wait! What am I thinking? Beer is for drowning sorrows and ignoring Nordic ice trolls destroying your village! No, today calls for cake! But no, just one cake simply won't do. Will it, Lex?



(I'm too lazy to do an AMERICAN ASTRONAUT themed post, which is just as well, as it'd only amuse fiveseconddelay... still... let's have a party, I think we'll have a party now...)

Comments

[kmousie.livejournal.com]

And that's terrible

Priceless, man. And can I just tell you that these two were the best entries you could have put together? Because at first, I thought Lex had stolen forty cakes for his birthday. He totally would!

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

If ever you're feeling depressed or you need to expand your brain without drugs, please click the Superdictionary link and go to the earliest entiries and go forward. It's such glorious crack.

[kmousie.livejournal.com]

I spent a good deal of time yesterday looking at the entries...absolutely glorious, indeed!

Happy Birthday!

[sharrainchains.livejournal.com]

Is it Lex Luthor's birthday (as well as yours)? How amusing (Superman and I share birthdays).

[suburbfabulous.livejournal.com]

Klaus Kinski is German (Bavarian German) for Batshit Crazy.
If Lex stole forty cakes, then all Superman has to do is keep his diabetes meds hidden. Then, Lex' organs will break down from the vascular stress of, oh, say, BEING ALIVE, and he will slowly rot from the inside out. Also, the Nineties convention of Lex' metal hand will be used again...this time for peripheral vascular disorder brought on by his obvious disregard for proper nutrition. Those black gums that are so prominent in the icon? That probably indicates the start of gum disease. If it's diabetic in nature, it's because his mouth isn't producing enough saliva, and that will cause his teeth to rot out faster than they revived Booster Gold. If it's just gingivitis, then he probably has plaque issues that will encourage heart disease. We all know what heart disease does. It kills Aunt May's boyfriend Nathan during the Return Of The Sinister Six.
In short, it would take Greg House, TV's version of The Question, to save this wretched jerk. But SHOULD he? >gasp!<
Oh, and the happiest of birthdays, Hef. I look forward to your every post with a neverending glee and a fresh handful of Wheat Thins.
-Guthrie

[cavenessity.livejournal.com]

Happy Birthday mister! Thanks for your patience.... ugh, I'll figure out some time soon.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Please do, while the commentary is still fresh in my mind!

[gnort.livejournal.com]

that's awesome..happy birthday man

[fishymcb.livejournal.com]

I just hope we all have this much fun next month at MY birthday party!

*BOOP*

Huh?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

What immediately occured to me upon reading that was this icon, this very moment from the show. But yes, I recall what you were going for, and I thank you for it. Oh Zoidberg.

[heykidzcomix.livejournal.com]

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

I need to make this very, very clear from the onset: this is not a competition. While I find it tedious to thank each individual person for wishing me a happy birthday, I absolutely appreciate every one who's taken the time to send me a message. I love you all.

That said, Miss Hunt? WIN.

[heykidzcomix.livejournal.com]

Damn right!