isn't it ironic?

[thehefner]

sambluestone3383 (6:16:19 PM): Ok. I hate. hate. hate Alanis Morrissette. But I will forever and utterly love and respect her for this

marred82 (6:16:33 PM): I know
marred82 (6:16:39 PM): I dislike her as well

sambluestone3383 (6:16:50 PM): she has my eternal respect for this

marred82 (6:16:58 PM): I know...it's faboo

sambluestone3383 (6:17:08 PM): this is right up there with Emm Gryner*

marred82 (6:17:21 PM): I know, that's why I thought you'd like it

sambluestone3383 (6:17:52 PM): thank you. thank you

marred82 (6:20:07 PM): hahaha
marred82 (6:20:11 PM): you're welcome

sambluestone3383 (6:22:29 PM): Ok, I'm running errands in my house now, plaintively wailing out "Whatcha gonna doooo with alll that ass, allll that ass inside those jeeeans...?"

marred82 (6:23:04 PM): it's so heartfelt
marred82 (6:23:27 PM): like a philosopher asking those questions
marred82 (6:24:30 PM): "Whatcha gonna do with those breasts inside that shirt?"
marred82 (6:24:39 PM): really...what
marred82 (6:25:27 PM): whatcha gonna do
marred82 (6:25:37 PM): HEFNER WHATCHA GONNA DOOOOOO

sambluestone3383 (6:25:38 PM): Socrates failed to answer that question. Which is why he drank the hemlock

marred82 (6:25:47 PM): hahhahahaha
marred82 (6:26:27 PM): those Greeks didn't know what to do with humps, lumps, nor brests

sambluestone3383 (6:26:29 PM): and thanks a lot, I just so happen to have a bottle right here
sambluestone3383 (6:26:38 PM): I'll die making a Hemlocktini

marred82 (6:27:17 PM): I prefer a Hemlockita

sambluestone3383 (6:27:42 PM): that's the frozen one
sambluestone3383 (6:27:51 PM): choose well, because you only get to drink it once!
sambluestone3383 (6:28:09 PM): "Awww man, you know what this needed? A splash of grena--"

marred82 (6:28:42 PM): then comes the release of the bowels

sambluestone3383 (6:29:07 PM): "Yeah. They don't... they don't show that part in the movies."

marred82 (6:29:23 PM): hahaha
marred82 (6:30:32 PM): now, I'm picturing Socrates crapping himself



*Whose cover of "Pour Some Sugar On Me" is one of my favorite things ever

Comments

[marred82.livejournal.com]

Remember when I could spell correctly...breasts

[tompurdue.livejournal.com]

That is very odd.

[tompurdue.livejournal.com]

And it makes marginally more sense when you finally realize that it's a parody of something else.

/totally out of touch

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Ha! Ok, I was wondering where the confusion was.

You were most lucky to have avoided the original, even if it meant not getting the joke of the parody. The original is one of the most abhorrent pop songs to ever exist.

[kmousie.livejournal.com]

Okay, that's fantastic. Seriously.

[gore-whore-5.livejournal.com]

Dude... wtf just happened? Wow. Go Alanis Morissette.

[kwsapphire.livejournal.com]

O_O ... LOL!

[fiveseconddelay.livejournal.com]

Good times tonight thanx!

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

We should do it again soon, especially in a situation where I can drink too!

Hopefully my wa-ha-hacky schedule will allow for it, but I'm irresponsible enough to find the time, I'm sure.