What have you done, Derek? *No*thing! You've done NOTHIIIING!!

[thehefner]

I saw the poster for Paul McCartney's new album in a Starbucks, and, well... I just had to.

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[entropicalia.livejournal.com]

Ahahahkdsfh, beautiful!

I saw that this morning too, and I was like 'oh noes, Paul McCartney has finally sold out! Oh...wait...'

[fishymcb.livejournal.com]

I still wouldn't kick him out of bed. Rowr.

[entropicalia.livejournal.com]

I KNO RITE!!!!

[little-dinosaur.livejournal.com]

Snrk.
He looks like my grandmaman. But more cheesy. Like a cross between Tom Jones and my grandmaman.

[fishymcb.livejournal.com]

"Rite"...I went on a Beatles walking tour of London, and one of the sites was outside Paul's London offices, MPL. The crackpot tour guide showed us all pictures. Apparently Paul happened by once or twice during the tour over the years, and posed for photos. I would give my left leg to meet that guy, cheeseball or no.

[entropicalia.livejournal.com]

Gah, me too! Except I'd be all 'omg, so, can I lick whatever remains of John Lennon's presence off of you plz?'

Which is why I was THISCLOSE to responding to Sean Lennon's personal ad on page 5 of The Times. And also why, in the end, I did not.

[fishymcb.livejournal.com]

Yeah, plus, um, Sean Lennon is chock full of Yoko-DNA. That's a turnoff for me.

[fishymcb.livejournal.com]

Also, in rereading my above comment, how ironic that I said that I would sacrifice a limb to meet Paul, who was so recently married to an amputee. OMFGWTFBBQ1!

[entropicalia.livejournal.com]

BUT IF YOU SQUINT HE LOOKS JUST LIKE HIS DADDY I SWEAH!

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Wait, I thought you hadn't seen ZOOLANDER.

[jcsbimp.livejournal.com]

Okay,but.I.claim.FIRSTIES.on.actually.hearing.a.song
from.the.new.album...my.fave.radio.station.has.been
playing.My.EverPresent.Past...Not.a.bad.song...
definitely.a.Macca.song.

[fishymcb.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I still haven't, even if I just inadvertently referenced it. Did I?

[interdisciple.livejournal.com]

This is fecking hilarious!

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

No, but that's what this post is a joke to!

[kwsapphire.livejournal.com]

One of my coworkers (whom I adore) came in this morning excited as HELL to have the new album. She showed me the album and then said "I want to have his babies." :D