4 points on FF2
Jun. 14th, 2007 09:44 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
thehefnerJust saw a free (and thus worth every penny) preview screening of FANTASTIC FOUR 2: RISE OF THE SILVER SURFER. A few thoughts:
1.) Holy fuck, Jessica Alba is terrible. I mean, terrible. There wasn't one redeeming aspect to her on a personal, physical, or talent level. If you would like a specific list of her crimes against humanity, I'll be happy to list them off.
2.) The Surfer was the best part, but Laurence Fishburne's voice coming from that body was distracting. I really wish they stuck with Doug Jones' original voice, as the bits I heard sounded great.
3.) Doom looked much better than he did in part 1 (from what I've seen of it), but every time he opened his mouth, all I heard was smarmy yuppie. Gene Hackman as Lex Luthor was more imposing.
Ooh! Hey! Hey, everyone! Pop quiz!
If you are Doctor Victor von Doom, and you gain ultimate power, how do you think you'd react? Do you say either:
a.) "YES! NOW IT IS I WHO POSSESS THE COSMIC POWER THAT WAS ONCE HIS! NEVER BEFORE HAS ANY ONE HUMAN BEING BEEN AS TOTALLY SUPREME-- AS INVINCIBLY SUPERIOR-- AS I ! NOW LET MANKIND BEWARE-- FOR DOCTOR DOOM HAS ATTAINED POWERS WITHOUT LIMIT-- POWER ENOUGH TO CHALLENGE GALACTUS HIMSELF!!!"
or
b.) "... Niiiice."
And finally, appropriately enough, I think the fourth one sums it up.
4.) SPIDER-MAN 3 had better dancing.
Curse you, Richards!!!
1.) Holy fuck, Jessica Alba is terrible. I mean, terrible. There wasn't one redeeming aspect to her on a personal, physical, or talent level. If you would like a specific list of her crimes against humanity, I'll be happy to list them off.
2.) The Surfer was the best part, but Laurence Fishburne's voice coming from that body was distracting. I really wish they stuck with Doug Jones' original voice, as the bits I heard sounded great.
3.) Doom looked much better than he did in part 1 (from what I've seen of it), but every time he opened his mouth, all I heard was smarmy yuppie. Gene Hackman as Lex Luthor was more imposing.
Ooh! Hey! Hey, everyone! Pop quiz!
If you are Doctor Victor von Doom, and you gain ultimate power, how do you think you'd react? Do you say either:
a.) "YES! NOW IT IS I WHO POSSESS THE COSMIC POWER THAT WAS ONCE HIS! NEVER BEFORE HAS ANY ONE HUMAN BEING BEEN AS TOTALLY SUPREME-- AS INVINCIBLY SUPERIOR-- AS I ! NOW LET MANKIND BEWARE-- FOR DOCTOR DOOM HAS ATTAINED POWERS WITHOUT LIMIT-- POWER ENOUGH TO CHALLENGE GALACTUS HIMSELF!!!"
or
b.) "... Niiiice."
And finally, appropriately enough, I think the fourth one sums it up.
4.) SPIDER-MAN 3 had better dancing.
Curse you, Richards!!!
