FLASH!! AH-AHHHH!!!!
Jun. 28th, 2007 10:31 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
thehefnerSo I saw Carolyn (the super-hot Miss Fitness Universe winner) at the gym today, and took the rare opportunity to pimp THE HEFNER MONOLOGUES.
Me: I'm doing a one-man show.
Carolyn: Cool! Who wrote it?
Me: I did!
Carolyn: Oh?
Me: Yeah. It's autobiographical stories, things like that.
Carolyn: Hey, very cool.
(pause)
Me: Don't worry, it's not just me wanking for an hou--
Carolyn: Oh thank God!
Yes, that's another negative expectation I'm gonna have to overcome. I've gotten this far with people who've read the book and the show to be fairly certain that THE HEFNER MONOLOGUES are not just about wankery, but I'm still neurotic about it. Most folks haven't even heard or read the stories for a year or two, and they've come a long way since then. I've come a long way since then.
Remember folks! Come see the show and let me know if I have successfully managed to avoid self-indulgent wankery!
Oh, and so the Sci-Fi Channel has posted the teaser trailer for the new FLASH GORDON TV show. Normally, I wouldn't care, but that trailer gave me a total geek rush. See if you can guess why.
All I'm saying is, even though I don't give a crap about a new FLASH GORDON show aside from the Alex Raymond cred, I will instantly watch the entire season if they use the theme music:
God, that video's even better than the song alone.
Me: I'm doing a one-man show.
Carolyn: Cool! Who wrote it?
Me: I did!
Carolyn: Oh?
Me: Yeah. It's autobiographical stories, things like that.
Carolyn: Hey, very cool.
(pause)
Me: Don't worry, it's not just me wanking for an hou--
Carolyn: Oh thank God!
Yes, that's another negative expectation I'm gonna have to overcome. I've gotten this far with people who've read the book and the show to be fairly certain that THE HEFNER MONOLOGUES are not just about wankery, but I'm still neurotic about it. Most folks haven't even heard or read the stories for a year or two, and they've come a long way since then. I've come a long way since then.
Remember folks! Come see the show and let me know if I have successfully managed to avoid self-indulgent wankery!
Oh, and so the Sci-Fi Channel has posted the teaser trailer for the new FLASH GORDON TV show. Normally, I wouldn't care, but that trailer gave me a total geek rush. See if you can guess why.
All I'm saying is, even though I don't give a crap about a new FLASH GORDON show aside from the Alex Raymond cred, I will instantly watch the entire season if they use the theme music:
God, that video's even better than the song alone.
