And a note to others:

[thehefner]

IF YOU COME SEE THE HEFNER MONOLOGUES, DO NOT COME LATE. YOU WILL NOT BE LET IN.

Just a general warning, as they had to turn away a couple people at the door. People who already bought tickets, including the cute 30-something lady from the comic store.

Still, it's probably kind of foolish to issue such a warning at this moment. With Harry Potter out, the internet (nay, the whole world) is dead today. I feel like Neville from I AM LEGEND, here.

I can just see what's ahead of me tonight: they're come for me, surrounding my house, and shouting "COME OUT, HEFFIE! COME OUT! SNAPE WAS KEYZER SOZE, HERMIONE WAS A DUDE, DOBBY WAS DEAD THE WHOLE TIME, AND SIRIUS BLACK WAS REALLY DRACULA AND BEETHOVEN! COME OUT!!!"

Also, once more: ow. Yay. Ow.

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[adaptor.livejournal.com]

"COME OUT, HEFFIE! COME OUT! SNAPE WAS KEYZER SOZE, HERMIONE WAS A DUDE, DOBBY WAS DEAD THE WHOLE TIME, AND SIRIUS BLACK WAS REALLY DRACULA AND BEETHOVEN! COME OUT!!!"

ZOMG! Spoilers!

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

I'm waiting for some tightly-wound person on my f-list to actually complain that.

Also, Sirius at one point demanded back-up, ordering "everyone." When asked to claify his intentions, Sirius simply stated "EV-REE-WWWWON!!!!!!!"

[fishymcb.livejournal.com]

Everyone?

I couldn't help myself. One time is funny....two times, better...forty-seven times, GENIUS. :)

[suburbfabulous.livejournal.com]

Sirius is Commissioner Gordon.
Silly Hefner.

[whimmydiddle.livejournal.com]

We arrived 10 minutes before showtime with tickets we'd bought in advance, took one look at the seating, and I got a laugh out of the audience before you even showed up, saying, "But, hey, we bought tickets!" Small venue. Hopefully next year with the rep you establish this year you can get a larger venue with A.C.

As far as reading reviews goes, hey, the audiences love you; you've won the People's Choice awards. Worry about the Tony race after your run is over.