RIP 'EM, BROTHER! WOO! ARR!
Sep. 19th, 2007 01:13 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
thehefnerAnd now, on this very special day, I shall re-enact, through the magic of moving images (I call this technology Amazo-PictoralGramsTM), a classic scene from the moving cinematic epic NO HOLDS BARRED.
I post this scene today because... well, let the insightful critical essay on i-mockery.com explain for me:
Rip then takes on all of the thugs, one at a time, pummeling the crap out of them and eventually stuffing each of their beaten bodies into the limo whether it's through a window or into the sunroof. He then goes to the only guy who's left, the limo driver, and picks him up by his neck while grunting and snarling in his face. It appears that something is wrong with the driver's pants as he squirms around in Rip's grip.
What follows is one of the most fantastic dialogue sequences ever put to film...
ARR! ARRRAAF! RAAARR!
*SNIFF* *SNIFF*
WHAT'S THAT SMELL!?
DOOOOOOOKIEEEEEEEEE!
DOOKIE!?
And there you have it. Absolute perfection. A wrestling superstar destroys a limo, some thugs and then makes the driver literally shit his pants. Many would argue that the movie should've ended right here and fans would've been completely satisfied. While this is true, there's so much more to NO HOLDS BARRED...
But that's all that concerns us today. You can read the whole masterful article by clicking the link above.
And if that was too tangental a reference, then here's a more explicit one:
Ya happy? Sheesh. Damn pirate purists.
I post this scene today because... well, let the insightful critical essay on i-mockery.com explain for me:
Rip then takes on all of the thugs, one at a time, pummeling the crap out of them and eventually stuffing each of their beaten bodies into the limo whether it's through a window or into the sunroof. He then goes to the only guy who's left, the limo driver, and picks him up by his neck while grunting and snarling in his face. It appears that something is wrong with the driver's pants as he squirms around in Rip's grip.
What follows is one of the most fantastic dialogue sequences ever put to film...
ARR! ARRRAAF! RAAARR!
*SNIFF* *SNIFF*
WHAT'S THAT SMELL!?
DOOOOOOOKIEEEEEEEEE!
DOOKIE!?
And there you have it. Absolute perfection. A wrestling superstar destroys a limo, some thugs and then makes the driver literally shit his pants. Many would argue that the movie should've ended right here and fans would've been completely satisfied. While this is true, there's so much more to NO HOLDS BARRED...
But that's all that concerns us today. You can read the whole masterful article by clicking the link above.
And if that was too tangental a reference, then here's a more explicit one:
Ya happy? Sheesh. Damn pirate purists.
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Date: 2007-09-19 06:02 pm (UTC)Fixed now.
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Date: 2007-09-19 07:55 pm (UTC)