With Sincerest Apologies to Jules Feiffer

[thehefner]

Sometimes...

I wish I were a DICTATOR!

A ruler. A strong man. A TITAN!

With a ruthless grasp on power, and an iron grip on the helm of GOVERNMENT...!



... but loved.



The law... is MY law. The people... are MY people. Whomever I conquer, REMAINS conquered!

Premier Heffie.

King Heffie.

Emperor Heffie.

CZAR Heffie.




Boy.




Then could I meet girls!

Comments

[jcsbimp.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... I recognize that...

Feiffer?

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Erm... *points to subject line*

[jcsbimp.livejournal.com]

Bad attack of not reading closely enough these past few weeks. Sorry!

[civilbloodshed.livejournal.com]

I, for one, welcome our new Heffie overlord!

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Heffie: better than space ants.

[mirthical.livejournal.com]

would this mean the end of walloping as we know it?

I'm not sure I want to live in a world without walloping.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

There shall be gonvernment-mandated walloping programs, which shall employ a good portion of the work force, and offer dental plans.

Thus why I am beloved.

[suburbfabulous.livejournal.com]

And THIS is why you are family.
Of course, I'd settle for nothing less than God-Emperor Guthrie, myself, or Bono Guthrie (pretty much the same thing, really.)

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Well, I for one wouldn't worship Bono Guthrie, but I know a few who would.

Just don't start calling yourself Internet Jesus, or I shall be forced to kill you with a spoon.