Love me 2 Times: The Photo Shoot

[thehefner]

dhairya and me. As Two-Face and Typhoid Mary. Noir style.







The suit wasn't my original plan, mind you. I just wanted a pinstripe suit generally, but to just use the pants for this costume. But the whole suit, plus the red tie/pocket square just matched the black, white, and red theme beautifully.

Now, see, the original costume I had in mind was this:



"Tennessee Williams in Gotham on a hot summer night." Oh yeah.



Big ol' thanks to kmousie for her photoshop touch-up skillz!

Great work, though! Awesome work, dhairya! It was great to finally see you in action; better than I could have imagined it! We finally did it! Woo! *collapse*

Now, let's see how dedicated I will be at the gym without a deadline. I'm not certain I'm ever going to go back to my egg whites regimen. Not so much because they're gross, but as Carolyn prophesied, they gave me the farts bad Fit people are smelly.

Comments

Toooo convincing?

[suburbfabulous.livejournal.com]

Hefner VILLAIN?
We must kill!
Oh, wait.
Just make=pretend, like 2000 Presidential Election.
>whew<
Guthrie not smash.

Re: Toooo convincing?

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Dude, that stuff is slathered on my face, and dried rock-hard. It was so damn hard to emote, it's amazing I was able to look as evil as I did!

But really, if I ever did go evil... do you honestly believe that mere smashing would stop me?

Re: Toooo convincing?

[suburbfabulous.livejournal.com]

You did a great job, Hef.
And yes, I dare say MY smashing would do the job.
6'7".
300 lbs., more of it muscle than ever.
WASP upbringing.
While I pride myself on being a mildly erudite type, as well as a decent negotiator, there's always the Rooseveltian Big Stick as an option.

Re: Toooo convincing?

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

...

Well, that makes two of my LJ friends who are bigger in real life than I'd have expected.

Oh yeah, well I... have... uh... pale skin and a big Irish head? Aw nuts. Stupid genetics. I hate you, Mom and Dad!

I am now imaginging you as Brendan Gleeson in GANGS OF NEW YORK with your mighty club. This is a compliment, mind you.

Re: Toooo convincing?

[suburbfabulous.livejournal.com]

If I was ever Brendan Gleeson, life would be good.
The guy's a goddamned classic.
My dad was 6'1".
My mom is 5'4".
julesbourglay claims that there was some kind of gamma bomb test in our shared hometown...
And yes, Joe Fixit is one of my favorite characters.
So is Strong Guy.