C'mooonnn, man, hook me up!!!

[thehefner]

Each time I hear someone approach the comic shop's door today, the response I hear is always the same: "Aw, SHIT!" To which the dejected customer either leaves, or more likely enters the store for lack of anything better to do.

Now, if I don't hear the "Aw, SHIT!", it's because the customer missed the signs I'd posted out front, whipped together with old SPX fliers, scotch tape, and a sharpie. So when the oblivious customer-to-be enters, full of pep and on the verge of whistling, it's now up to me to personally break the news:

"Our new comics have been delayed till about 3:00."

He blinks, barely comprehending. "... wait, what?" Bear in mind, he's already frustrated because New Comics Day has already been delayed due to New Year's. That's two whole days delay. But now it's Friday. The promised New Comics Arrival Date for this week. It's here. They should be here.

"Yeah, UPS fucked up. We're getting them late."

"Aw, SHIT!"

I feel like a failure of a drug dealer, stuck in a store full of jonesin' customers in the midst of horrid withdrawal.

Comments

[jellied.livejournal.com]

You got yours in at 3? Ouch. We got our shipment at 11:30 and buy 1:30, they were on the racks.

Of course, we're all out of Uncanny X-men 494-- and everyone keeps asking about that title. Sigh.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm fairly certain it was UPS fucking us over, as sometimes happens.

Man, people are really buying into this whole Messiah Complex storyline and all its related parts. I always seem to forget the buying power of crossovers, just when I'm ready to write them off.