I knew there was a reason I had this icon

[thehefner]

Whoops, sorry folks, I was wrong about HELLBOY II opening this weekend. It's next weekend. I was mislead.

Big thanks to spacechild for being the screen door on my submarine. Love youuuuuuuuuu.

Comments

[mirthical.livejournal.com]

how many screen doors and/or submarines do you have, Fuzzy??

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

The USS Hefner is constructed entirely of wood, mesh, and crushed dreams.

[spacechild.livejournal.com]

It sails through a sea of tears, of children just told there is no Santa.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

And it only goes one way: down.

Sinking deeper and deeper into the hellish black, where even the Angler Fish are bummed out by its presence.

[demonfafa.livejournal.com]

You lie. Why do you lie?

I'm still game for seeing it next week. Danny's gone, but I'll be your substitute hetero life mate.

Spooning will cost you, though.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Because I live to crush the dreams of others to fuel the USS Hefner.

We'll have to work around my performances on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, but if we can, I sure as hell am game!

I think you mean spooning will cost YOU.

[spacechild.livejournal.com]

Heffie's right, B.. You gotta pay me to get with my bitch.

[aeonata.livejournal.com]

But-- but...

Wah???

*sigh*

(BTW, break a million legs next weekend!)

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Please accept this with my apology:

[disc-sophist.livejournal.com]

Thought that was the case, but there are sneak previews next Wednesday/Thursday midnight in a few places, so I thought you'd just found an earlier one.

Want pretty creatures. :P