John Hefner's holiday shopping list!

[thehefner]

Ain't It Cool News has posted their annual holiday shopping guide, with items notable to big flaming geeks.






WANT.

I mean, sure I already have two regular two-headed Harvey silver dollars, and I mean to scar one of them myself. But dude... dude. Want. Now.



Posters of the Boddiker gang for the Alamo Drafthouse's upcoming screening of ROBOCOP. God, I love these boys so much. I've come to think of them as old friends. Old, violent, cursing, exploding friends.

Plus, I've never been able to watch THAT 70'S SHOW without thinking about, "Can you fly, Bobby?"



No One Wants To Play Sega With Harrison Ford, a painting by Brandon Bird, artist of the masterpiece, "Lazy Sunday Afternoon."




Justin Reed's movie art. He takes commissions, but man, just gimme those two, those two right there, and I'm good.



An H.R. Giger chair.



The Japanese DVD, which includes BOTH movies, and ALL the trailers, the way the film's meant to be seen! Well, actually, it needs to be seen in a packed movie house with a responsive audience, but a widescreen TV and a party of your best movie geek friends will do in a pinch.



KIGHT RIDER GPS SYSTEM, BITCHES. Complete with the actual voice of KITT, William Daniels himself, plus programed 150 common male names and 150 common female names for the full customized experience. And the lights are in sync with the voice. Well worth $250, wouldn't you say?



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Comments

[radiumhead.livejournal.com]

Grindhouse blew. Love the Alien chair, though.

[bagelofdeath.livejournal.com]

Semen-based recipe book = great example of "Just because you can, doesn't mean you should"

[american-arcane.livejournal.com]

All I've been able to think since that book started popping up was:

"It's Made of People!... well, kind of... OK, half of what ends up eventually maybe becoming a person..."

:)

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

When it comes to anything sex-related, people will always find a way to do it no matter what "should" be done.

That said, I never quite expected spunk flan...

[civilbloodshed.livejournal.com]

Yo, Knight Rider GPS almost makes me want to drive.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

My road trip would have been even more entertaining with KITT along, I'll tell you what. But then, Charlotte, my current GPS (so-named Charlotte by my stepfather, for some reason) would get jealous like the Planet Express ship.

[heykidzcomix.livejournal.com]

That last is vile, Heffie.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Hey, blame aintitcool.com! They're the one who discovered it! And besides, who knows, it might make a good binding agent if you're out of eggs! You know you wanna try the flan...

[heykidzcomix.livejournal.com]

YOU KNOW YOU WANNA FIX YO MOUF.

[katenesswac.livejournal.com]

Nobody Wants To Play Sega with Harrison Ford is hanging above our TV. I got it a for Scott's birthday two years ago. It's one of the most awesome things in our house.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

An awesome girlfriend is you!

[droidboy010101.livejournal.com]

I love the Harkonnen chairs, always have (and always wondered what Dune would have been like if he was allowed to design for it v. the douche who eventually got it,) but not enough to spend 15K on it.

But give me a Giger sandworm-styled vehicle with the Stilgar from the Sci-Fi miniseries Children of Dune yelling, "LET THERE BE WORMS," then you've got a deal.

The Harrison Ford Sega painting is wonderful.

The semen recipe book is a horrible genesis for evil college pranks.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

WWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRMMMMMSSSS!!!

I like to think the recipes are very intensive, with a lot more actual culinary work involved that, say, jacking off in a batch of Betty Crocker brownies. "Dude, dude, dude, that flan we made you? GUESS WHAT?!"