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When Henchgirl's in town, I rarely seem to ever do any LJ updating. Part of that is to do with the fact that anytime I feel the urge to rant or rave or ruminate about anything, she's already here to be on the receiving and responding end.

But even if that doesn't get it out of my system, I have a hard time writing in anything less than a vacuum. I need utter privacy and silence to compose my thoughts, otherwise the slightest distraction feels like being ripped awake after almost falling asleep. It's the kind of stress that gives birth to ulcers, leaving me feeling emotionally constipated, so that I'd rather avoid all writing altogether and drown out the nagging creative drive with booze, movies, and comic geekery.

That said, I have been finding myself using Twitter and Facebook more often for short nuggets of Hefwit and Wisdom, but even that's fallen to the wayside this week. Christmas stuff would be reason enough, but to top it off, Henchgirl's mother passed away. Needless to say, creative stuff has been put on the back burner.

But Henchgirl's ready to press onward, so I'm gonna get back on that horse as soon as I can. The 2010 Fringe Tour is starting to shape up, and she's gonna be with me every step of the way. We're already in the Rogue Festival in Fresno, CA, and the Indianapolis Fringe Festival, plus I've applied to Fringes in Minnesota, Cincinnati, and just yesterday, DC.

If we get into CapFringe, the new show will be called THE ROAD TO NOWHERE, rather than THE HEFNER TRAVELOGUES. It was suggested I go all-out and call it THE HEFNER TRAVELOGUES: THE ROAD TO NOWHERE, but there are two problems with this:

1.) I'm not Werner Herzog, and as such can't get away with titles like THE BAD LIEUTENANT: PORT OF CALL NEW ORLEANS

2.) It may confuse a lot of the same people who thought that THE HEFNER MONOLOGUES: HOW HEFNERIAN is the exact same show as the original HEFNER MONOLOGUES. In Orlando, Henchgirl kept hearing, "Oh, I've already seen that show last year!" Over. And. Over. Again. It's a different poster and everything, people, it... dang it, I'm establishing a brand name here, people! Feh, fine, I'm not taking any chances with this new show. At least with DC.

The title itself, THE ROAD TO NOWHERE, came because of one of the route in ROAD TRIP USA, even though I never actually traveled along the real Road to Nowhere. It's not meant to be a Talking Heads reference, although I do plan to use "This Must Be The Place," as my theme. Well, the Miles Fisher cover, anyway. I actually prefer that one. Besides, the Talking Heads' version is too "NPR" at this point.

So yeah, I have high hopes for this new show. I just need to finish writing the damn thing. Soon.

Date: 2009-12-29 05:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kmousie.livejournal.com
Please send her my sympathies...I'll keep her family in my prayers.

Best of luck with the show! I'll help where I can, and I think the title change is a good call. :-)

Date: 2009-12-29 05:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thehefner.livejournal.com
Will do, thankya. :)

Date: 2009-12-29 06:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] surrealname.livejournal.com
Calling it road to nowhere also means that it comes ready with it's own theme song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ER5AZDzrvRk

That video, unfortunately is the best I can do.

Not that I don't expect you've already had this thought.

... I should learn to read things full way through before I talk.

Date: 2009-12-29 05:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thehefner.livejournal.com
I like how you still went ahead and posted it anyway.

Yeah, that original song will go well, I think, for the music where the audience ushers in.

Date: 2009-12-30 07:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] surrealname.livejournal.com
What's the point of stopping midstream once I already know I will look foolish?

Harumph!

Date: 2009-12-29 01:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whimmydiddle.livejournal.com
And what's wrong with NPR, pray tell?

Re: Harumph!

Date: 2009-12-29 05:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thehefner.livejournal.com
I just don't want to be seen as cribbing their style, even on a subconscious level. I've heard no less than three different NPR programs incorporate the original version of "This Must Be The Place" into their background music.

Date: 2009-12-29 02:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pure-doxyk.livejournal.com
Good luck, from another desperate writer! This stupid novel is THIS CLOSE, and the world does NOT want me to have the time and space to finish the f@#$@#ing thing. *rips hair, goes for whiskey*

(Also, when I read your title I thought, "Ozzy Osborne?" ...But I'm a child of the 90's; what can I say. ;)

Date: 2009-12-29 05:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thehefner.livejournal.com
Nooooo, not the whiskey! Not the tasty, delicious, brain-fogging whiskey!

I didn't even realize there's an Ozzy song until last night, when I was looking for videos of the Talking Heads version. Heck, maybe I'll use the Ozzy one in the music for when the audience ushers in!

Date: 2009-12-29 03:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] badmagic.livejournal.com
"Oh, I've already seen that show last year!" Over. And. Over. Again.

Add me to the list of people who thought that. I went expecting to see a retooling of old material, rather than an entirely new act.

Still, there is something to be said for building the brand. If you're not using the word "Hefner" in the title, can you work the ads to look reminiscent of the last show?

Date: 2009-12-29 05:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thehefner.livejournal.com
And if even people like you make that mistake, then yeah, something's gotta be done in the meantime.

As for the ads, I think the only similar thing in them might be the bowler derby. We have a poster photo idea that will look markedly different from the previous "glamor-shot" posters, but hopefully the image of me in the bowler will carry the brand through.

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