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thehefnerAs Henchgirl was entrenched in her epic LJ analysis/rant, "Pros and Cons of Geoff Johns' FLASH Run," it's strangely appropriate that the following should have occurred on Twitter:
GeoffJohns0: Never put a bowl of marshmallows in the microwave thinking you can make s'mores.
GeoffJohns0: I guess it serves me right for trying to have s'mores as an afternoon snack.
johnhefner: @GeoffJohns0 That's what toaster ovens are for! Slightly grease a sheet or tin foil and you can toast marshmellows for s'mores indoors!
GeoffJohns0: Maybe I can microwave it again, let it get melted and clean it off.
johnhefner: @GeoffJohns0 I don't care if you're not going to read this, I'm gonna shout it to the heavens above: TOASTER. OVEN.
GeoffJohns0: @johnhefner My toaster oven is for Pop Tarts ONLY.
johnhefner: @GeoffJohns0 ... then it is a holy place. Perfectly understood. Suggestion withdrawn. Enjoy your goo.
... maybe I'll rethink tweeting about how I may have inadvertently guilt-tripped a customer for enjoying INFINITE CRISIS. Seriously, he was all excited, and I started saying how I just couldn't enjoy something so ugly, pointlessly violent, and full of empty shock value... the dude just deflated before my eyes.
I tried to make up for it by assuring him, "But that's okay, because now you can be better prepared for SINESTRO CORPS, which even I think is awesome!" I don't think that helped.
GeoffJohns0: Never put a bowl of marshmallows in the microwave thinking you can make s'mores.
GeoffJohns0: I guess it serves me right for trying to have s'mores as an afternoon snack.
johnhefner: @GeoffJohns0 That's what toaster ovens are for! Slightly grease a sheet or tin foil and you can toast marshmellows for s'mores indoors!
GeoffJohns0: Maybe I can microwave it again, let it get melted and clean it off.
johnhefner: @GeoffJohns0 I don't care if you're not going to read this, I'm gonna shout it to the heavens above: TOASTER. OVEN.
GeoffJohns0: @johnhefner My toaster oven is for Pop Tarts ONLY.
johnhefner: @GeoffJohns0 ... then it is a holy place. Perfectly understood. Suggestion withdrawn. Enjoy your goo.
... maybe I'll rethink tweeting about how I may have inadvertently guilt-tripped a customer for enjoying INFINITE CRISIS. Seriously, he was all excited, and I started saying how I just couldn't enjoy something so ugly, pointlessly violent, and full of empty shock value... the dude just deflated before my eyes.
I tried to make up for it by assuring him, "But that's okay, because now you can be better prepared for SINESTRO CORPS, which even I think is awesome!" I don't think that helped.
