Henchgirl can has Dreamwidth Invite!

[thehefner]

Does anyone have any extra Dreamwidth invites? Do I automatically have some to give away just by being a member?

Never mind, found it! Account setup is underway!

Henchgirl needs to lay the smackdown to a fool, and we'd prefer she doesn't use my account, lest it look like my girlfriend is coming to my rescue.

Comments

[lillbet.livejournal.com]

Because creating a puppet account and soothing your ego is more important than I lost my train of thought.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Damn it, my girlfriend exists! She's just been sick a lot and doesn't go out, that's why no one's seen her! But she's totally real! Why doesn't anyone believe me?! ;p


(Seriously, you don't think that's what I was doing, do you?)

[lillbet.livejournal.com]

No, I was referring to you going through the trouble of opening up a Dreamwidth account for the administration of a smackdown.

[bitemetechie.livejournal.com]

To be fair...if I'd come across this particular idiotic statement in my reading of scans_daily when it was still on LJ/IJ--places where I already have accounts--I would have been all over it like white on rice.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

And really, if she actually were doing this to come to my rescue, she'd make it a point of mentioning that. Just to make me turn red.

Don't worry, I have no soothed ego. I already trounced this guy good. I need no backing up. This is just the pwn icing.

[bitemetechie.livejournal.com]

...I would do nothing of the kind.

Except...you know...I totally would.

[lillbet.livejournal.com]

Eh. It just seems like a waste of energy to open another journal account purely (at this moment) for the purpose of dignifying someone's idiocy with a response.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Besides, I'm just trying to lure her back onto scans_daily, so she'd need the account anyway. Because I'm a terrible boyfriend.

[lillbet.livejournal.com]

Okay then, if you're going to open an account for this, you should at least have a good icon to batter folks upside the head with. Like this one. I find it comes in handy on F!S when people are acting butthurt about their OT3 not being canon.

[whimmydiddle.livejournal.com]

Wow, I like that icon. Shame he's a doctor, not a... nevermind.

[bitemetechie.livejournal.com]

Sigh. That xkcd strip gets more relevant with each passing day...

And yes, you are. A terrible, terrible boyfriend. I thought I escaped that pit of rabid weasels years ago...ironically chased away by the very asshat who now deserves a pwning 'cause every time I dared express an opinion, he jumped on me and savagely pulled my pigtails.

...and now I'm right back in the pit again.

What have you done, Boy? What have you dooooone?