Wrong Son Died!

[thehefner]

This whole "getting back home" thing is proving to be a bit more of an adventure than I'd planned.

Henchgirl's been sick for the past week and a half, I'm fighting a fever myself, the front tire has a slow leak that will require finding a Dodge dealership somewhere along the way, and now, we're about to head to the Texas panhandle which is now in the midst of an ice storm. A fucking ice storm, with ice falling from the sky. In Texas. Is madness, I tells ya! *coughs weakly*

But ah, it is the life of an artist, being kicked around by the world! *Alas!gesture* Is it any wonder that we creative types are given to all manner of slow self-destruction? I should be careful, lest I start going down the dark road to such troubled geniuses as this:

"Weird: The Al Yankovic Story" from Aaron Paul

Fake trailers would almost never work if the concepts were extended to feature length, but I'd pay good money to see this as a film. Then again, I speak as one of the only people to outright love WALK HARD: THE DEWEY COX STORY.

Comments

[lairdofdarkness.livejournal.com]

Me again

I loved Dewey Cox too and I had been told by loads of folk that it was merely average

[ortugatay.livejournal.com]

I love Walk Hard too :-)

"You know who has hands? The DEVIL! And he uses 'em for holdin'..."

[candidgamera.livejournal.com]

Everyone with a soul loves Walk Hard.

[tragical-mirth.livejournal.com]

Dude, do you usually go to dealerships? Is it free if you do? Cause if not, I avoid them like the plague. Just find a tire shop (and if they tell you anything bigger than a plug needs done to the tire, tell them to shove it and go somewhere else).

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

The tire part that's leaking is something that needs to be acquired at a dealership, it seems! I still dunno if I should get it done now, or just keep checking/filling the tire daily until I get back home.

[tragical-mirth.livejournal.com]

I dunno. Don't know what's wrong with it, but my biggest rip-offs (until I moved to College Park, that is) came from dealerships.

I wouldn't wait if I were you unless you know the route well enough to be sure there'll be a place/way to fill the tire every time you need to.

[jackolantern.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure that the guy in the shades, goatee and ponytail is Weird Al himself. What do you think?

[gnort.livejournal.com]

That's what I thought too

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Sure is!

[surrealname.livejournal.com]

I'm cut in half pretty bad here, John.