thehefner | Gacked from surrealname

**Have You Ever?**
*. KISSED YOUR COUSIN? No, but I imagine Old Man Hef probably would be experienced enough to make it worthwhile. On the other hand, ew no.
*. RAN AWAY? No.
*. BROKEN SOMEONE'S HEART? I think I'm doing it right now.
*. HAD YOUR HEART BROKEN? It's happening right now.
*. CRIED WHEN SOMEONE DIED? Sure, my grandfather, my cats, Doctor Octopus... hey, I was 9, what do you want from me?
*. BROKEN A BONE? Nope.
*. DRANK ALCOHOL? Yeah, but only if someone else is buying.
*. LIED: What? Me? NEVER!
*. CRIED IN SCHOOL? High school a couple of times, when teasing became too much, yeah. I'm still ashamed.

::This or That::
*. COKE OR PEPSI? Coke.
*. SPRITE OR 7UP? Sprite
*. FLOWERS OR CANDY? Hmm... flowers. I'm a sentimental guy who'd dry them out and save them.
*. QUIET OR LOUD? Quiet. Unless you get me going with a group of good friends, then I'm DAMN loud.
*. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES? brunettes
*. BITCHY OR SLUTTY? Slutty. Even if I wouldn't like it when the hormones are outta the brain.
*. TALL OR SHORT? Short.
*. JEANS OR SHORTS? Jeans.

*..::The Last Time You::..*
*. SHOWERED? 12:01pm yesterday (Wednesday)
.* HAD A GREAT TIME WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX? February 21st

?...::What Is::...?
*. YOUR GOOD LUCK CHARM? Pookey, my teddy bear.
*. PERSON YOU HATE MOST? Kevin Dooley, the editor who got turned the Green Lantern into a psycho and insulted the fans.
*. LUCKY NUMBERS? 3 is my only one

::?::What is your favorite..?::
*. COLOR? Blue
*. MOVIE? Once Upon A Time In the West
*. BOOK? ? The Brothers Karamazov, by Fyodor Dostoevsky
*. SUBJECT IN SCHOOL? Acting/Playwrighting
*. CARS? Don't know enough about them to give an educated answer.
*. ICE CREAM? Cookies and Cream
*. HOLIDAY? Christmas
*. SEASON? Spring
*. BREAKFAST FOOD? Waffles

'::...Who...::'
*. MAKES YOU LAUGH THE MOST? The Rudes, collectively.
*. MAKES YOU SMILE? Besides the Rudes? My mother. And the girl, those rare times that things are good.
*. WHO HAS A CRUSH ON YOU?……. They know who they are.

*?::Do You Ever::?*
*. SIT BY THE PHONE WAITING FOR A PHONE CALL ALL NIGHT? Yeah. Never helpful.
*. SAVE AOL CONVERSATIONS? A couple, but they went with my laptop. Perhaps it's for the best.
*. SAVE E-MAILS? My mailbox if 58% full with saved e-mails.
*. WISH YOU WERE SOMEONE ELSE? Not seriously, but daydreaming, sure.
*. CRIED BECAUSE OF SOMEONE'S MEAN WORDS? Yes. Intentionally mean, not for a while. Unintentionally, recently.

\*\::...Have You...::\*\
*. FALLEN FOR YOUR BEST FRIEND? Yes
*. MADE OUT WITH JUST A FRIEND? Yes
*. BEEN IN LOVE? Perhaps not true love, but I don't know what else I can truly call what I'm in right now.
*. BEEN IN LUST? Well DUH.
*. USED SOMEONE? Annie. I was horny and lonely freshman year.
*. BEEN USED? By Annie. She wasn't getting any foreplay making out from her real boyfriend.
*. CHEATED ON SOMEONE?: No.
*. BEEN CHEATED : Offically, I can't say I have. But start looking through those gray areas...
*. BEEN KISSED? : Sigh, yeah.
*. DONE SOMETHING YOU REGRET? Sure, but I try not to regret, since what can you do, right?

...::Who was the last person::...
*. YOU TOUCHED? Rachel. This girl and I have insane sexual tension going on between us.
*. YOU TALKED TO? Kate, my stage manager, after helping her paint sets.
*. YOU HUGGED? My grandmother.
*. YOU IM'ed? See below
*. WHO BROKE YOUR HEART? Who do you think?

*..::Do you::..*
*. COLOR YOUR HAIR? My Ma all but straps me down to give me highlights.
*. HAVE TATTOOS? No, but if I can find the perfect one, maybe.
*. HAVE PIERCINGS? None
*. EVER GET OFF THIS DAMN COMPUTER? When I HAVE to... ;)

*::Have you / do you / are you::*
*. SMOKE? No. The very occasional drag from someone else's.
*. OBSESSIVE? Uh-huh.
*. COMPULSIVE? Not so much.
*. OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE? Nah, not really
*. PANIC? Sometimes.
*. ANXIETY? Uh-huh.
*. DEPRESSED? Uh-huh.
*. SUICIDAL? Never.
*. OBSESSED WITH HATE? Not at all. Hatred is not a part of my day-to-day wiring. If I'm obsessed with hate at all, it's how to vanquish it from those I love.
*. DREAM OF MUTILATED BODIES, BLOOD, DEATH, AND GORE? Man, I used to a LOT. These days only when it serves the story.
*. CAN YOU DO ANYTHING FREAKISH WITH YOUR BODY?? Not anymore.
*. WOULD YOU MARRY FOR MONEY? Sigh... I don't think so. Not by pretending to love the other person. But then again, hey, I could always divorce. God Bless America!
*. HAVE YOU HAD BRACES? Yes
*. DO YOU PLUCK YOUR EYEBROWS? No
*. DO YOU LIKE HAIRY BACKS? I don't think so
*. COULD YOU LIVE WITHOUT A COMPUTER? If I HAD to, sure. But I'd really rather not.
*. DO YOU USE ICQ, AOL, AIM, ETC..? aim
*. DO YOU WEAR SHOES IN THE HOUSE OR TAKE THEM OFF? Usually off.
*. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FRUIT? Lemons
*. DO YOU EAT WHITE OR WHEAT BREAD? Wheat, if I can.
*. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO VISIT? I used to love New York, but after seeing London it just doesn't have the same flair it used to.
*. WHAT IS THE LAST MOVIE YOU SAW? Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
*. ARE YOU PHOTOGENIC? No
*. DO YOU DREAM IN COLOR OR BLACK AND WHITE? Color
*. ARE YOU WEARING FINGERNAIL POLISH? No, I chew my nails too much
*. DO YOU HAVE ANY DIMPLES? Yes. Damn it.
*. DID YOU ENJOY THIS QUIZ? It was damn long, but I enjoy talking about myself.