I love Atlantis, but it is soooooooooo backward compared to Portland.

[thehefner]

Via CollegeHumor.com: "If Superheroes Were Hipsters"





The Spider-Man one in particular is my favorite, just because it actually works for the character himself.

GEEK NITPICK AHEAD: Hulk never say "am" like that. Hulk not Bizarro, and Hulk offended that you think so.

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[surrealname.livejournal.com]

I stopped reading the drunken hulk's twitter for similar reasons.

I knew every single one of these douchebags at scad and I hated every single one of them.

Normally I don't advocate genocide, but seriously, the hipsters are a fucking plague and they all need to be slaughtered.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Drunk Hulk got really lazy, really quickly. And as popular as Feminist Hulk's twitter is, I sometimes wish I could proofread her feed for proper Hulkness.

Maybe I should just start a regular HulkHulk twitter account. Just have him say Hulk things. Proper Hulk things. Considering that Hulk not sound like Hulk now, it need to happen.

Also, I found that someone made a BubtheZombie twitter account. It's appropriate.

[torberg.livejournal.com]

Maybe I should just start a regular HulkHulk twitter account. Just have him say Hulk things.

"LEAVE HULK ALONE"

"STOP FOLLOWING HULK"

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

hahahaha, see? It's perfect! Have him the the Hulk who just wants to be left alone and to smash things! Hahahaha! If you don't, I will!

[torberg.livejournal.com]

"HULK SMASH PUNY FAIL WHALE!"

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

HULK NEVER FAIL. HULK WIN. HULK ALWAYS WIN. PUNY BANNER FAILS. PUNY BANNER ALWAYS FAILS. HULK IS STRONGEST ONE THERE IS.

[torberg.livejournal.com]

I had no idea the Subaru Outback was considered a hipster car. I don't know what would be considered one, but I wouldn't have thought that. (Then again, the only person I know who owns an Outback is a theater/computer/folk music geek and it's an Outback station wagon. Absolutely no hipster aspects there at all.)

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Nor I. I guess it's one of those innocuous things that has now become tainted by association. Right along with Volvos, particularly silver ones.

[jackolantern.livejournal.com]

I thought that it was more associated with lesbians, but maybe that's the Legacy or something?

[jackolantern.livejournal.com]

"It's a fixy" made me laugh.