Ok you guys... seriously...

[thehefner]

This flu thing is really starting to piss me off. Seriously, eight days now. Eight fucking days. And every two, one symptom leaves to be replaced by a fun new one! The chills are gone, have a blinding, pounding, unbelieveable headache that no aspirin, tylenol, or sudafed can relieve! Hey, you haven't thrown up in three days, I've noticed. Let's fix that!

This is unbelievable. My Ma's been keeping Roma at bay for the past two days, now she'll have to go for a third. I need SOMETHING to get rid of this pounding, and nothing's frickin' working! And I've stopped tylenol altogether last night, since I'd been taking it 4 times every day for the past five days.

Something weird, though. I really miss having a butt. No, seriously, when you're soft and pudgy all your life, you take your butt for granted, but when you drop 60 lbs, sitting down on a hard surface to, say, throw up... it kinda hurts. No padding down there anymore. And the tail bone makes it like trying to sit on a top. I miss my butt. But I also miss my health.

Back to watching "I love the 90's" I guess.

Comments

[tazira.livejournal.com]

Poor thing. Have you tried Excedrin for Migraine? Good stuff, and the only thing I've ever found that will knock out one of my headaches.

[erzebetbathory.livejournal.com]

no no, my friend. you need vioxx, yeah it's prescription, but if you can get ahold of any, it WILL work wonders. these are the times when my very small nurturing side kicks in. i wish i lived closer to you so i could take care of you. :(