"My mother tried so hard to turn me into a homosexual..."

[thehefner]

Clothes shopping with Ma today. When I get back to WAC, I think I may be a full-fledged, fa-lay-min' metrosexual. She's been trying so hard to push me towards clothes that will show off my figure and butt, and we've been getting pinstripe pants and sri lankan-style fashion shirts.

Plus, I got this white scarf that is almost certainly a women's scarf, but it's frilly and soooo damn soft and cozy, fuck it, I had to buy it. I'm secure enough in my masculinity to wear a woman's scarf and metrosexual shirts.

I just know once certain people find out, I'm never going to hear the end of the teasing. But they can all suck it, because I'm going to look fab-u-lous!

Comments

[themadhatter26.livejournal.com]

Oh John. Oh John, John, John John.

Yeah, I'm definitely one of those people.

[777666.livejournal.com]

*pats him on the head and shakes her head*

[surrealname.livejournal.com]

*shakes head*

as if i needed any more ammo.

You're the gayest straight man i've ever known, you're actually gayer than i am.

[fishymcb.livejournal.com]

Brilliant. Although I'm not sure I know precisely what a Sri-Lankan-Style Fashion Shirt is...is it anything like those "500-dollar" button down shirts The Rock used to wear, with bold patterns featuring lions and gold chains and the like?

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Yep, actually, that sounds about right! Stylish shirts with shiny stuff embroidered in places. The idea is to blind yer opponent in luxury!

[erzebetbathory.livejournal.com]

oh my god, please don't become an unstylish metrosexual. some good advice is to wear nothing that the rock would wear. ever. end of story.

I've said it before and I'll say it again...

[fiveseconddelay.livejournal.com]

...when you walk by, the models in the posters on the front windows of Ambercrombie & Fitch are coming to life and saying:

"Dude...that's gay."