thehefner | "My mother tried so hard to turn me into a homosexual..."

Clothes shopping with Ma today. When I get back to WAC, I think I may be a full-fledged, fa-lay-min' metrosexual. She's been trying so hard to push me towards clothes that will show off my figure and butt, and we've been getting pinstripe pants and sri lankan-style fashion shirts.

Plus, I got this white scarf that is almost certainly a women's scarf, but it's frilly and soooo damn soft and cozy, fuck it, I had to buy it. I'm secure enough in my masculinity to wear a woman's scarf and metrosexual shirts.

I just know once certain people find out, I'm never going to hear the end of the teasing. But they can all suck it, because I'm going to look fab-u-lous!