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[thehefner]

I got cast in that play I mentioned earlier, "Blue Surge." Maybe it's just the fact that my mojo is pretty well drained by playing Silvius, but I'm not really overjoyed and jumping up and down at this news. It's ok, though. I mean, I still have mixed feelings about the play itself, but the role I got is pretty sweet.

But here's the thing. The role calls for me to get bare-ass nekkid in the first scene. The director told me it was up to me if I wanted to do it or not. I said, "I don't mind, but the audience might." Seriously, I'm not sure what to do here. The nudity serves the scene's punchline (and no, it's not a "small dick" joke, that'd be even worse). I guess now is finally the time where I can ask a question I've always wanted to ask: who wants to see me bare-ass nekkid?

In either case, methinks 'tis time to hit the gym.

Comments

Macho John

[ex-treyhawk503.livejournal.com]

I have not appeared naked on stage yet. (I'm sure the universe at large is thankful for that.) When I did "A Thousand Clowns," though, I made my first entrance wearing nothing but boxer shorts. I got to dress on stage while spouting out lines. I spent every spare moment of the last month of rehearsal at the gym.

As for the bare-ass nekkid, I can suggest glut crunches. Lie on your back on the floor, feet on the ground, like you were doing a sit-up. From there, just squeeze your butt muscles in, stay there for a few seconds, then relax. Repeat often. Tightens the gluteus maximus muscles. In my case, when combined with aerobics and running on the treadmill, I lost a little bit of fat from around there as well.

Of course, the gym is always a good thing ...

[tompurdue.livejournal.com]

We're so there!

Seriously, congratulations on getting the rule, and if you want people to come see it, we're there.

[spencer-mato.livejournal.com]

methinks I need tickets, oh yeah.